Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I got a call from the wife, but I was asleep so she left a voicemail. Seems like she accidentally called while sleeping with another man. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
doink 0
How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?
Erindub 0
I say this was no accident
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Comments (119)
rooster1144 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
first :P
fjoson 0
dumbass...
rochound 0
Did it sound hot? or was it lame like everytime u have sex with him?
marc33 0
missed de First....:(
KingDingALing 9
to the OP, u copied this from someone else.
ndiesal 0
As if the first person that posted a story like this is the only person this could ever happen to
serendipitiousne 0
Sorry! :(
christtyyyxo 0
ouch
o0XMzMayX0o 0
first at wat? u didn't comment anything u fail! I'm tired of u people! OP - sucks to b u Hun!!! u should send one back doing the same thing and at the end say it's over.
ButtNekked 0
YDI for not joining in. Joking.
tjigga 0
how do you pocketdial during sex unless your boyfriend likes to keep his clothes on during it
XCaLX_fml 0
how do u know it wasnt another guy
phreshboi 1
its funny cause she's from Virginia
Erindub 0
I say this was no accident
ladiesman14 0
did you hear any queefing ? if yes he has a really large johnson like me. i like girls who queef.
MagicalPegicorn 0
cause the boy friend raped her after dropping some ruffies in her milk.
Thabb 0
I think he was trying to send you a message.
King_Nero 15
I hope it's her ex boyfriend after that
doink 0
How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?
maskedman 9
we all know he could have easily pulled his penis through the zipper hole. cheaters use this move for ease, quickness and agility.
CallMeHush 1
Pants at half mast.
drunastunamazing 0
ppl can easily dial the phone to last called number! maybe it was her and it doesn't have to be in your hand! I know ppl who have ha there phone in there pocket or beside them and they hit the call button!
tman118 0
loud noises!!! quit the exclamation marks
Moricka 0
lol, that's a great analysis! lol
BrettFavreisgod 0
I'm Ron Burgundy?
CleanSheets 0
I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh.
jillz 0
YDI if you stay with him
skeleton_skinner 0
Ouch. ******* dump his ass!!!!! D:
soccerkrzy 0
$100 says he was watching **** you stupid bitch.
chadwick110480 0
lmao. great =D
EllyH 0
haha! that's awful!
pepes_tacos 0
some boys leave their boxers and even their pants on. sometimes for convenience or just bcuz they prefer that soooo yea. plus you don't know maybe the pants were off but were being layed on or something.
gass_fml 0
YDI for jumping to conclusions
iRexus 0
I call bullshit. Does your bf have sex with his pants on? How would it pocket dial?
matrasveer 1
maybe before they started getting it on he pocket dialed? and the pants were next to the bed? it's not likely, but not impossible either