Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
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RushFanatic 0
LOL. I'm sorry, but that's funny. And YDI.
shivam1212 0
I love u
jake_fml 0
first reply to first
jake_fml 0
whoops I failed
Skullcrusher 5
Haha! Must've sucked to be you.
mekarski1008 0
First off, why didn't you throw your clothes in a washer??? Second, miss work
FYLD0UCHE_fml 0
First, she didn't put them in the washer because then they would be soaked, and a lot more people would probably notice soaked jeans more than odorous jeans, depending on the job. Second, some people might not be able to skip work or else they'd be fired, again depending on the job. I thought she made good decisions, except for the whole blacking out the night before she had to work part.
ihavenoname123 0
I call fake. no one gets drunk on weekdays when they know they have work tomorrow.
stewpididiot 11
are you sure it was YOUR pee ????
alexandraa_fml 0
ihavenoname, I hope that's sarcasm.
iSwag 0
That is so disgusting it shouldn't even be on FML
RVD705 0
l
astheworldfalls 0
Wash them out in the sink dumbass and then dry them. If your already late for work then what is a few more minutes?
trebla3193 0
you could have called out sick. you were probably hung over out of your mind if you peed yourself anyway
purplepandaz 0
or could've said 'this is sooo fake' you have time to fully dry your jeans, yet not enough to change FAIL! /: l
CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jessxoxo28 5
ewwww
PeteyPablo12308 20
Eeeww :-P **** your life indeed OP.
killerviral 0
I woulda went to work in his clothes or naked;p
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
Gumblebum100 0
you would know this because??
Nailbunny 4
because it makes sense, duh
alexisthename 0
This is an instance where "YDI for being a *****" can come into play. Amirite?
ndiesal 0
Not necessarily...she passed out with her clothes on. We don't know if they had sex or not - I at first thought no but maybe she put them back on after sex? So maybe, maybe not. Still, OP, YDI...you were late for work as is, you might as well have gone home, changed, and been 15-30 minutes later. Probably wouldn't have made that much of a difference...
Seventytimeseven 0
no I don't think this is the ***** thing. I believe the poster was passed out at a merciful person's house who took care of her while she was drunk enough to be wetting herself. People who get that drunk that they pee themselves probably wouldn't be capable of redressing themself after sex
polarbare 0
Def riiight!
iris1012 5
you could have borrowed a pair of pants from the guy. i'd rather wear man pants than pee pants lol
EllyH 0
What?! why why why would anyone do this?!
Wildcats2008 0
YDI for getting that drunk when you knew you had to work in the morning.