Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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Stephanieeex3 0
LMFAOLMFAO. I did that once. Aren't dreams just the sweetest?
FPsLife 5
Hawt?
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FPsLife 5
Hawt?
DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
i hear this
egaonogenki 0
Aww, the OP must be 10. Mommy and daddy shouldn't let you sleep with your boyfriend when you're THAT young! Maybe you slept over at your boyfriend's older brother's house, and he was rather liberal about letting his little brother's friends have a sleepover with him.
reverseesrever 0
Today, my girlfriend pissed the bed. FML
dudeitsdanny 10
Yes, the boyfriend got the bigger FML. I would have been happier if the OP was from Alberta. I could pretend it's someone I know =D
ReverseTrap 0
Poor kids who learn to regard someone as immature just to make their five-year-old minds feel better. Regardless, I hope your boyfriend wasn't too perturbed.
JOELY_fml 0
how embarrassment
qwerty123456789 0
I'll bet the boyfriend's mad. I'd make her sleep in the bathroom on the floor if it were me.
failureawmgnoob 0
check for her boyfriend fml lol i bet u will find something like that today i woke and saw that i had peed all up and i saw my girlfriend peeing
nojac5 0
I'm from Alberta ;)
Fredzter 0
Hahaha... Dreams x)
Stephanieeex3 0
LMFAOLMFAO. I did that once. Aren't dreams just the sweetest?
mekeskidi_fml 0
I have sometime such a dream but not about pee...
drano 0
poo?
wazdog 4
Blame it on your boyfriend!
alicexox 0
i did that once, kind of, except instead of waking up in bed i woke up in the shower. which im guessing isnt as comfy or warm, plus i didnt have someone there to share the experience with me:(
766746 0
i always wake up from that dream before its to late. lulz poor you
well_this_sucks 0
same here!
elisa_sanchez91 0
yup same here!, too!
the_stereotype 0
i hate those dreams...but i always wake up before, but then i get angry because i still have to pee
synix 0
That really, really sucks. I would hate having that happen. So embarrassing. FYL.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
hahahaha sucks for you maybe you should consider Depends!!!!! :D
schwee 0
that happened to me too once!!! sorry girl