Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
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Comments (159)
Batman4890 0
how could you have time to put your clothes in the dryer but not have time to change? and plus if you were already late why didn't you just be more late? it doesn't make much of a difference when it's just 5mins for changing your clothes...
Lattenkiste 0
exactly what I was thinking #15. Either he was drunk and stupid or just plain stupid. Definally voting YDI
wa2_ev 0
she was at the dude's house , which means she couldn't just " change" because she had nothing to change into ! still YDI for getting that drunk on a weekday!
blooglekoogle 0
she could wear the dudes pants...
omgtooweird 0
your an idiot...if u were already late y didnt u jus wash ur pants then dry them, or call out of work....fucktard
babybubz 0
ew.. wtf? that's SO disgusting.
time_consumer 0
Wow, that is disgusting. You definitely deserved it. I hope you get fired for going to work drunk and smelling like old piss.
kindness 0
agreed, hope you get what you deserve moron
bethan1 4
ummm call in sick! thats disgusting
CJ090 0
U must make ur parents so proud
croso88 5
If you had time to throw your paints in the drier and wait for your pants to dry you had time to change
turdburgers 0
Drying the pants would take what, like 15 minutes on a high setting? But we don't know how far she would have to drive to get back to her house and change. She might not actually live between the guy's house and work.
polarbare 0
better yet, borrow the guys jeans because all kinds of queers wear girl jeans anymore.
ZachIsASaint 1
That's hot. I'd like to meet you. I bet you'd go to work with **** in your hair, too.
ryann2010 0
that's ******* discusting
Whatsername6353 0
That is nasty! You would've smelled so bad after that. Gross.