Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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Seegtease 0
Tell her fiance.
ohhboyy 0
u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"
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Comments (161)
Seegtease 0
Tell her fiance.
vickiejiang1990 0
and dump her
bipolarchipmunk 0
how did you get inside her? you would have to be really, really, really, really small to do that. They did that on Spongebob and Sandy had to shrink Spongebob and Patrick down to microscopic size so they could go inside Squidward.
Colin Mathis 8
Got some bad news for ya...
ohhboyy 0
u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"
Allison_H 0
WIN. gre afp
Poodleluvr 0
I would hav yelled it
MrForgetable 0
LMAO That is freaking epic! Hahaha, definitely the beat option.
XxGivesMEhellxX 0
#2, that was lame
zoecakes 0
hahah #2. but dude, that sucks..
popsoda 0
should have given her a facial
seacadet 18
I accidentally thumbed you down... I meant up!
lolol182 4
2- never try to be funny
amirn86 0
What a ***** lol sorry dude that sucks I agree with #1, he needs to know
strawberry65 0
haha, i agree with number 4. but op, that suckkkkkssss.
13BlackCat 2
i would have taken the phone and started talking to him. but thats just me. i don't think she should be getting married to anyone