Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
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yusaku02 20
YDI for being a drunk *****
jen_jen 0
You really can wash your clothes with your hands in the sink if it's that urgent.. that takes like 2 minutes. And THEN dry them in the dryer. And those who said you don't drink on nights before work, your life must be very sad.. FYL
_Mazza_ 0
There's a difference between not drinking and not getting drunk. There's nothing wrong with having a few beers on a weekday, but if you wake up with your pants soaked with urine right before you're off to work, that's a pretty good sign of alcoholism.
PhillyFox 0
Well you know some of us would rather go through a workday without a hangover and smelling like booze instead of getting shitfaced the night before.
Osakhomen 0
1. People aren't saying not to drink, just don't piss drunk the night before work. 2. If someone doesn't drink on weekdays or whenever doesn't mean they have a sad life. It's sad that you think you need to drink to enjoy life. Anyway for the OP, just last night I went out, and had drinks, stopped at 11:30pm because I had work at 6am the next morning. I got tipsy and had fun, but didn't over do it because I knew I had to work the next morning (and typically don't over do it anyway because I'm not that kind of party-er). And it's always a good thing to remember what you did the night before. Also, next time buy some clothes at a store or go home and bathe/change. Even if it makes you more late for work, at least you don't smell of piss.
fylseriously 0
you're sick for that. dried PEE??? ****** sick
cmac86 24
I'll bet you're a real class act.
elowyn4life 0
so calling in sick never occurred to you? YDI to the max
nrsbabs06 0
You could have at least run the peed on area under water before you threw them in the dryer. Even if they didn't dry all the way you're better off with mildly damp pants than totally dry pee pants.
Equin0x 0
*****
anger18 0
you must be very proud
Allyne 0
Must say this one cracked both myself and partner up.Not that it happened, its absolutely foul, but because we had a shiela stay at our house 3 weeks ago who passed out in the spare room and peed all over herself.She also went straight to work the next morning. ****** disgusting, seriously, call in late instead of subjecting your coworkers to the smell that you no doubt gave off!
Bluebible 0
must of been a good night do ha