Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
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lendahandmanda 0
you should have at least called and just said you were going to be late. that's nasty. this is way more of a YDI since you had been drinking, heavily, on a night before you had to work. That's so disgusting. I hope this is fake and no one is THIS disgusting, not to mention stupid.
Skeeter013 5
crusry pee pants. is that the new fashion these days?
MXavierT 0
It's on sale at GAP.
OhNothingSerious 0
Ewww.
myfriend_youfail 3
You got drunk when you knew you'd have to work the next day. YDI. You got so drunk, you were in a stupor and were unable to wake up in time to relieve yourself. YDI. You took the time to dry your pants and thought that was the best idea. Hell, if you had enough time for that, you could have gone to the shower or sink and washed your pants out with some soap before popping them in the dryer. YDI. You thought that this was actually an FML???? Right, yeah, your life is ****** because you're a stupid drunk bitch. Right. YDI. You are just..so SO nasty. Get some ******* self-control. And maybe help for that drinking problem you seem to have.
myfriend_youfail 3
EDIT: time ran out and my Internet fritzed itself... Even if you didn't have enough time to run your pants through a quick soap routine, you could have at least used some Febreeze on that shit!
mheffron 0
so your trying to say you did all this while drunk went to work drunk? aw right.
stewpididiot 11
It would have been even funnier if peeps had written on your face. that's the price you pay when you get so shitfaced that you pass out !!!!!! hahaha
avizzlery 0
I would have showed up late instead.
sosadtoobadd 0
ummmm I hope your chair isn't fabric cause that's gonna last and STINK the older it gets. You're an idiot.
kindness 0
your life sucks because you are a loser who thinks you need alcohol to have a good time and you clearly can't control yourself. you also clearly have no respect for your job. if you get into a mess while drunk, it is completely your fault and you completely deserve it. i don't know why people bother. why would anyone feel sorry for someone who brought it upon themselves?
Kid011 0
ewwwwww dat iz nasty!!!!!!!!!!!! $Kid$
capricaz 0
YDI for drinking so much you peed yourself. I mean really? How is peeing yourself = a good time? Stop drinking and find other ways to have fun. Or at least learn to stop before you get so waster you can't control your functions. Oh and I feel bad for your liver. It won't last long.
myfriend_youfail 3
Liver, brain, digestive tract....it's all pretty much ******. OP, enjoy your cirrhosis, ulcers, alcohol-dependence disorder, insomnia, and any other alcohol-related problems that may come your way. OH OH OH....and please don't breed. The last thing we need is to hear that your poor child was born with a severe case of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.