Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
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Comments (159)
heather_bunny 3
hahahaha. were you drunk when you wrote this too, thinking people would be sympathetic?? i think you have a problem, if that's the case.... and disgusting, btw. i hope that anything you touched with your jeans wasn't community property. SICK!
princes1323 0
u were already late for work why didn't u just go home and get new pants
noboundary 9
Fyl. what will suck even more is if it's not your pee.
heather_bunny 3
hahahaha. were you drunk when you wrote this too, thinking people would be sympathetic?? i think you have a problem, if that's the case.... and disgusting, btw. i hope that anything you touched with your jeans wasn't community property. SICK!
bigone135 0
call in sick like what the **** man hahah
carkel 0
if you're already late, why not go home and change?
NekaB 0
why is everyone saying she couldve change she said she didn't have cloths not that've didn't have time and that sucks to be u sry grl...
slam14 0
I would have just went and bought new cloths and then went to work. the amount of time it took u to dry ur pants u could have bought new ones.
your_face 15
Yeah, too bad everyone's not made of money. Nice pants are expensive.
Pjaney 5
Any trousers, nice, cheap or even from a charity shop would have been better than wearing crusty pee-soaked ones all day surely?? It doesn't have to be expensive.
lky830 0
no sympathy from me. it's not hard to be mature enough to not get retardedly drunk when you KNOW you have to work at a certain time the next day.
DeZera 0
and that is why i wait till my day off to get pass out drunk.......