Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
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Emofluffinzhehe 0
well at least there wasnt a tiger in the bathroom
Frank155 5
YDI, drunky bitch
masquerade08 0
Getting stupid drunk when you have work the next day is a bad move. But if you are going to do it at least be prepared. Have spare clothes in your car. I always have spare clothes in my car. Always. As I have a tendency to trip and fall in mud/water/gum that wasn't properly disposed of/other gross things. But especially if you go out drinking. Other things to consider keeping in your car: toiletries, shampoo, conditioner, body soap,(I have a bath junkie product that combines all of these into one, which is good for an emergency) towel (Always know where your towel is! :D), spare shoes (comfortable shoes, flips flops are excellent, but something for if you step in poop, or a puddle, and you need to let your shoes dry...) a fully stocked first aid kit (very useful. I'm accident prone, and there aren't always friendly cops around with band-aids and hand sanitizer.) Deodorant of somekind, (Something that won't melt), Wet-ones or some other form of cleaning wipes, tissues, and something that you can use to make your hair look decent in a short amount of time, with no electricity. I like to be prepared. And sometimes my random adventures result in strange situations. Cheer wipes might have been useful in your situation. Wipe your pants, dry them, shower while they dry. Go to work late, but clean. And bring breakfast. No one can be mad for long when you're handing them food.
hot_mess88 0
Maybe you could have rinsed them out before throwing them in the dryer? I mean, honestly...
luvstinx2010 0
that is disgusting, i would have called in sick, i mean who goes to work soaked in their own piss? seriously?
battlemedic 0
That's ******* sick. Call in sick or ask the guy if you can borrow pants. At least you know you didn't **** him if your pants were on.
NatTollefson 0
ur sick
mckkayua 0
ydi
kelleyb323 0
why wouldn't you at least rinse them?
Sekococo 0
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