Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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CYNNER 0
I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross
jonnymohio 2
Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI
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alexliao1995 0
since its soaked already, quickly dunk it into the sink and flush with water. RETARD!
PhillyFox 0
Nobody forced you to get that drunk the day before work. YDI
tomakobriefs 11
YDI on every front possible. You shouldn't have drank so much, you should have brought a change of clothes if you knew you'd be out all night, you should have set an alarm to get you up in time to GO HOME AND CHANGE before work, or you should have been the extra bit late and used his washer to clean your clothes. I feel awful for you coworkers who have to smell you. I hope you get fired.
mzhonesty 0
Call in sick or make up a good excuse. That's your fault entirely for sitting in work with your crusty piss pants.
sofakingcrazy 0
At least you didn't wake up with cum in your hair with your ass hurting....
Punkguy39 0
LMAO! Who gets drunk on weekdays when you have to work? Hahaha
scotts13 2
Not that this hasn't been said in other ways, but what's more memorable to an employer: Someone who shows up for work an hour late, after calling in a "family emergency". OR someone who sits at her desk, reeking of urine all day?
Loosicles 0
Uh, that's ******* gross. Why, why would you do that?
caryatid 0
It takes time to run pants through the dryer. Why on earth wouldn't you just borrow pants from the guy or buy a pair on the way in to work? I would so flag your file "OMG stinky pee reek" to remind myself that if layoffs come, you go first.
FMLady 0
YDI for getting drunk when youre of to work the next morning. Dude you suck!