Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I'd always been scared of meeting someone from Tinder, so I was really reassured when my first Tinder date went really well. I kept seeing the guy. He then gave me herpes. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29
Wrap it before you tap it?
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Protection? Protection.
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Comments (47)
Chiara92_fml 32
"The Fault in our Genitals"
RA91 26
Well at least you both are already aware of it, which is a plus if you ask me.
Burton_Forever 23
Well look at it this way you and his safe sex practice are the same, non existent. Y'all were made for each other!
isaak_sanchez 18
Condoms!
StoriesOfMyLife_ 9
Might be to your advantage. I imagine this'll be a tough topic of conversation for serious future relationships. At least with this guy there's already that hurtle that's been reached. For some, STDs can be a serious deal breaker. I'd go into this optimistically OP. Good luck
doemetoch 28
Well, if you have STDs that are curable, it's great that you're both aware of it and can get the right treatment rightaway, before anything happens between the two of you. If one or both of you has a non-curable STD, at least you can use adequate protection, and you don't need to have that awkward informing-your-partner-of-your-STD-moment. I do hope it's one of the less nasty STDs though! Good luck with finding the right treatment for both of you.
DaniealThePope 18
Still a better love story than twilight
LosinIt2008 14
Lol
tin_cup 27
Amen!
0262944 15
Ew.
classicate 29
How romantic
Tyrez 32
You sound perfect for each other.