Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oh no…
Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML
Mission: Do it all over
Today, I spent 5 hours working on emails for work in a desperate attempt to get back on top of my task list. Having written about 45 emails waiting in my outbox to go out first thing Monday morning, Outlook has "stopped responding". I might've just lost them all and worked through the day for nothing. FML
Triage
Today, I realised that Gmail has been sending lots of important messages directly into the spam folder, where I never saw them. All were from people who I had either contacted myself, or had regular contact with in the past. One address even had a filter on it, specifying, "Never send it to spam." FML
Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Tech report
Today, due to a change in our internal system, I set up an email filter at work that sent all incoming messages to spam. My boss had been sending me urgent updates all day, and I only realized when she came over and asked why I’d “gone radio silent.” FML
Lonely
Today. I checked my messages. No one has texted in three days and I have twelve friend contacts but it's Gmail. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I couldn’t figure out why I was getting so much spam in my professional email. My own mother thought it would be a hilarious “prank” to sign me up for a ton of random mailing lists. I missed an amazing job opportunity due to her bullshit. FML
The past that suits you best
Today, I found out that sorting and deleting old unnecessary emails to free up space meant reliving the most horrific memories I've ever experienced. Worse yet, I have to keep certain old messages in case these things ever come up again. FML
Today, I accidentally deleted my entire email inbox. Everything from the last 3 years. EV-ER-Y-THING. FML
Top comments
smileyawhiley 0
hrmmm ... that sucks. but you can definatley unselect all .:P
skatingweasel 0
Gmail has this awesome thing called "undo" after you mark something as spam. Or really anything
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Comments (36)
Jimmy_fml 0
what are you doing using gmail?
Kgirl2cute 6
what's wrong with gmail? it's got a great spam filter, that's why I use it. it's just a less-used email server.. whoa, shocker.
Plasmaxyz 5
Gmail is the best email because everyone uses Google and you're email is always right there. Plus I get no spam at all.
crudeandrudeguy 29
I've never received one spam email!!!!
smileyawhiley 0
hrmmm ... that sucks. but you can definatley unselect all .:P
edreyer43 8
Just select all and click marked as read
cantwhistle 0
your an idiot. we'll leave it that, I'm trying to be respectful.
juan01 0
spell correctly dumb ass
Dimaranien 1
i have 700 unread emails in my hotmail account, and it will take hours to go through and mark them.
manaallovesfmls 19
Just select all.
skatingweasel 0
Gmail has this awesome thing called "undo" after you mark something as spam. Or really anything
Kira777 0
Comment number 6: if you want to call somebody an idiot you might want to learn how to spell "you're" properly! the way you used it is wrong and would prove you an idiot for not knowing how to spell a simple word properly.
sycokid 0
SPELLING NAZI BEGONE
Astroman129 7
Sycokid, first of all, that sentence was a fragment. Secondly, you forgot a period at the end of your sentence. Learn to use proper grammar before criticizing anyone about theirs, god dammit... =
Big_Boner 3
Astroman129, Sycokid actually said 'spelling nazi' not grammar nazi. Learn to read before criticizing anyone.
starberries 0
Actually, that wasn't a fragment.
NoodleBurger 0
Haha, astroman was pwnd.
cloudiarose 5
On comments most ppl use txtin language... if u cant deal w/ tht thn u got some serious probs.
countryb_cth 38
#40 it says right in the comments policy not to use text language. Just sayin'. So you should be off the site for using it.
n8in 1
even if you select each email individually it wont take you "hours" unless you are slow
exthalion 0
*sigh* all i have to say is... how the **** is this an fml? its a "you're a dumbass we don't care" seriously who moderates this shit?
bbodin33 7
Stupid people who has probably done the same thing and was too stupid to click the undo button
whjmsical 0
......learn how to use gmail. there is a feature called "sort."
GMSD213 0
wtf? noone cares. Your an idiot. Go home. Noone likes you.