Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
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purpleturtle16 20
Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!
TheComedyAudio 29
At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...
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Comments (94)
purpleturtle16 20
Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!
FroggerForReal 11
Doctors can't legally date their patients otherwise they could be suspended or lose their license. plus if it didn't work out then it would be really awkward next visit.
Psychicgirl17 18
well she could always switch to another gynecologist. if she actually likes him anyway
drunkmunkey 24
hey he knows what he's getting into
dragonrider1959 18
Doctors aren't supposed to date patients
fivetimeslonger 24
The medical board.
drewflav 17
I think if she became his patient AFTER they started dating they'd be fine, but this ain't the case.
MrsDruidess 23
yet another reason to have a woman OBGYN. or if you prefer women, than pick a guy. Makes things simple :-)
kesht1996 12
Literally everybody says that it's a terrible idea
incoherentrmblr 22
The best idea for it all: A gay man. It'll all be strictly professional then.
TheComedyAudio 29
At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...
stuner56 22
Or is he?
lunar999 23
He is, but he also gets payed for it.
orbit 22
Yeah, cause he already did that
ilovechipotle 2
Oh my heck LOL I was already laughing hard but now I'm dying
mallu86 9
#49 The gynecologist can't help you. Try the ER.
carabobara 7
*paid (#30)
PiinkVanilla 15
On the bright side, he/she knows your ****** as well as you.
albertozeta_fml 9
Even better.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
And he can tell you if it's the nicest one he's seen without sounding like a player.
orbit 22
You could say he knows op inside and out
jkmartinjk 16
I feel like as a gyno you'd see so many vaginas that'd you'd only remember the awful ones. With that theory, let's hope OP'S date did not recognize her.
mojopin 12
Look on the bright side, doctor-patient confidentiality.
Kyle1dc 17
Oh God, I'm picturing the conversation... Doc: Soooooo, nice vagi- I mean eyes you have. OP: (Blankly stares back)
boostedc 24
Lol that's so funny! Then if you guys go further you will always think of your gynecologist :p
lil_ham1644 29
What? I'm confused
boostedc 24
Nothing
GAT_X105 8
He got a sneak peek!!
yeyeboys 20
Well that escalated quickly.
trex454 21
I don't think you understand that joke correctly.
soulreaper12296 28
That joke doesn't work with this FML.
bells_muchacho 9
Ain't so blind anymore.
tucansamTommyG 12
If things go well you get free appointments
little_one 20
I forget that people in other countries have to pay to see a doctor... most girls I know don't even want to go to the gynecologist and it's free.
slyde32 12
rub it in, why don't ya
DeltaDragonxx 20
rub in the free 3 month wait for strep throat.
jkmartinjk 16
People without coverage at their work or through a spouse or parent still have to pay!!! Plus we all pay, through taxes.
little_one 20
#98 It's true we pay through taxes. So no it isn't "free" but I have no problem having my taxes go to health care for everyone. But my point was if you aren't a girl you don't understand how uncomfortable a Pap test is, there's nothing like getting a cold speculum prying open your lady bits.... Seriously I'd rather turn my head and cough. Boys have it so much better.
LennySimps48 3
this has got to be one of the most funniest fml posts ever! lmfaooo hope you find him attractive
Nilorak 24
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