Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I'd always been scared of meeting someone from Tinder, so I was really reassured when my first Tinder date went really well. I kept seeing the guy. He then gave me herpes. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29
Wrap it before you tap it?
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Protection? Protection.
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Comments (47)
crazy_bananas 31
Are they horrible, life long STD'S? If not just wait them to clear up and then go for it. At least you'll know that your both clean ;)
janderson416 16
At least you'll have each other
StarkWolf_fml 23
there are worst ailments
susubabe29 7
LOL. Gross....
vikky538 29
Isn't the herpes the circle of life? Jk..
vikky538 29
They should make a movie with the love between two STD patients
newyorktola818 6
Sounds like Rent to me.
Jpev 14
It sounds like Rent.
gio1272ify 13
Omg I literally met a girl a a clinic 1 day before this post and then I asked her out. Omg please no
NYGiants1925 22
Well no cancer is a plus...