Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I'd always been scared of meeting someone from Tinder, so I was really reassured when my first Tinder date went really well. I kept seeing the guy. He then gave me herpes. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29
Wrap it before you tap it?
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Protection? Protection.
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Comments (47)
I_own_a_dog 11
Why not herpes? Tis the gift that keeps on giving!
writerchic85 26
Well at least you know he puts out
thatsme293 28
How fateful. If you two work out that's one hell of a story you've got there.
freddygasman 18
Penicillin, it's what you give someone that already has everything.
phantomxbg 17
Then don't have sex it's that simple.
Chazzster 32
At least the two of you don't have to wonder if the other is sexually active.
Zebediabolical 45
Is it at least the same STI?
ThrottleJockey 36
They both drive a Subaru?
bassist3415 8
Isn't that the plot of Rent?
MiaTheMartian 21
at least it's not cancer
mariri9206 32
STD = Stop, Think, Don't? In this case, it should until everything is cleared up.