Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I'd always been scared of meeting someone from Tinder, so I was really reassured when my first Tinder date went really well. I kept seeing the guy. He then gave me herpes. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29
Wrap it before you tap it?
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Protection? Protection.
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kingdomgirl94 29
Wrap it before you tap it?
Unlucky1232 20
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well if they actually last and want to have kids that'll be difficult. Plus the kids could inherit it.
Feklfekl2222 32
Except the majority of STDs are curable, and as they were at a clinic they're likely being cured. So if they do have kids, no STDs
sighlifeman 12
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if they both do yet why even bother with a condom still ? would i t make a difference?
doemetoch 28
They might not have the same STD.
tj4234 36
That, and some STDs have nasty side effects.
mfmylifesrsly 30
@24 You are right for the most part. But they could also have been at a clinic to get medicine for a reoccurring STD. My friend has HSV1 and gets an outbreak about once a year so that's when she goes to the clinic. HSV can be passed while giving birth but only really if the mother is having an outbreak, which in that case the doctors will preform a C-section. I believe the same can be said for HPV.
Tehlu 12
I moderated this. I laughed hard then and laughed hard here. Hopefully not bad STD's that stay with uou forever.
Mrtigerblue 14
yeah hopefully just the clap or public lice(not that I think that counts)
johnjingleheimer 13
Misery loves company
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Protection? Protection.
ApplePie1994 27
Perhaps Durex can be our "always" ;)
krazy789 28
Try trojan if you like feeling more
Chikiriwak 17
It's amazing you have a lot in common... It really aucks that it had to be this...
chalalala_fml 2
The world is not a wish-granting factory :)
ApplePie1994 27
Okay :3
kewpiesuicide 29
Hopefully it's at least the same one
0FsGiven 8
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I wanna see how you explain that to your kids. "Well, Laura May, you were a cesarean section baby because Daddy gave Mommy herpes the day after we met at the free clinic on Westmont."
Darkness_Hate 29
"Well that explains the scar".. haha.. (even if it's quite impossible) :)
wanted_2_want 40
#9. OP said that they BOTH were at the clinic when they met each other. Maybe, just maybe, because they had already contracted the "cooties" prior on their own???
lifegavemelemonz 4
You're such a ****! There is beauty in OPs story. Why give it that awkward ending?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If it's the same one, who cares?
ApplePie1994 27
The Fault in Our Syphilis.
domolovesyoshi 33
I laughed way to hard at this.