Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I'd always been scared of meeting someone from Tinder, so I was really reassured when my first Tinder date went really well. I kept seeing the guy. He then gave me herpes. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29
Wrap it before you tap it?
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Protection? Protection.
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Comments (47)
lifegavemelemonz 4
That's the perfect scenario, if you both have the same STD. What luck OP.
Namenlos_fml 20
Now there's a story for the grandkids
wishy95 6
So... like Rent?
Nurse_Ratched 9
I actually think it's responsible that you've been tested and are being treated. Make sure you're super knowledgable about it if either one of you has a long term one. I'm hoping for a follow up!
JohnnyWake0 13
Idc if this comment gets blocked that's gross
UltimateBob 11
FYL (and YDI for having an STD if you didn't use protection), but I don't see how this part of the story is an FML, as long as you have the same STD there shouldn't be any issue and you found a relationship with a similar person. Have fun!
IHaveThePower 18
So? You can both have a great relationship--condoms are cheap and easy to find, and that's really all you need. Disability exists; all you have to do is find a workaround.