Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Appreciate an awesome girlfriend you stupid COW!(ABUNGA)
passwordis_fml 2
don't mock the ninja turtles..
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Comments (102)
MoooMooMooMooMoo 0
Ydi for having NO taste C=
taylerrr 0
well your dumb. i wish i had tmnt towels!!!
abylaunch 10
Pokemon is cool; obviously, you are not!
abylaunch 10
oh and another thing, it's a major turn off when a guy makes fun of your family!
dionysos7 0
Coolest. Girlfriend. EVAR! If I had a girl like that I would marry her. The only FML here is that you are a stuck up kid.
cool_kid_cone 0
Serves you right for not knowing the awesomeness of pokemon.
Darth_Taco 14
Your poor girlfriend (now hopefully ex). I'm glad my boyfriend isn't the least bit bothered by my Spider-Man bedsheets and Star Wars cellphone wallpaper! Hell, he loves the geekiness! He is with me because of it! Seriously, what's wrong with Pokemon and Ninja Turtles? They're ******* awesome! I'm 19 and will never stop loving them! Hell, I still love old Power Rangers! Yeah, she dumped you. It sounds hard show, but think about it. Maybe she's teased about it a lot and is fed up with it. I still have people talk shit to me because I'm such a geek. They look at how I dress and how I act and assume I'm some freak with no social skills. Once they get to know me, they find out I can steal every one of their boyfriends (or girlfriends) if I really wanted to. Fortunately, I have a guy I love so I'm too lazy to try :D.
valuemeal2 1
Ugh, that sucks. Maybe her tastes will mature eventually?
LemonFairy 0
YDI for not being average.
hey0_fml 0
an average person would never make that mistake, haha i love you :)
Monkeybuttorama 0
I was going to write a long post before I realized it just wasn't worth it.. so to sum it up, OP, you need a big dose of grow-up; just because you aren't into something doesn't mean it's not important to someone else. FY-POV