Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
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Top comments
g00nie 0
You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?
theanonymoose 3
Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.
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g00nie 0
You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?
aberfrog5 0
Seriously. It was a sweet idea, but he could have put his name on it. :P
Plumppotato 3
what about you without guts? although that would make you dead. however some people are into that. so you got that going for you.
uhgggg_ 0
wooow stolen from the sweet life of zach and cody.
jakedmagic 0
If you actually watch that show you deserve to... nah I'm not even going to say it=P
ColorNine 1
Next time, reach down, grab the pair and man up. Seriously. To be honest bro, getting told no ain't that bad.
dragonxfly 0
looks like /b/ got her before you did :D
theanonymoose 3
Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.
evan_7899 28
Thats why you man up, grow some grapes and put your name
Koalafrau_fml 0
You deserve it for not letting her know who the flowers were from. Get some balls, man! What were you afraid of?
decoybag 0
For sure....DEFINITELY a bad, bad, badddd idea.
ImZakki 15
Probably rejection
time4coffee 3
YDI for not signing your name- have some balls
Strike1 0
YDI - leaving the door open for her to think it was someone else...
v1kt4r 13
YDI, what did u think, she's pyshic??
FlexMaster 10
Dislike for misspell
tingting1 0
guess you should've put your name then.
JazzHandsFML 28
captain hindsight everybody...
tttron 0
too much of a pansy to give them to her yourself? or did you think she'd immediately know who they're from?
nom_nom_nom 0
It sounds like an adorable gesture I don't think YDI, but if you weren't giving them to her personally you should of had the guts to sign your name. All well hun, better luck next time. You live and learn (:
Artanias 0
What others said, YDI seriously, just be honest already.