Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Appreciate an awesome girlfriend you stupid COW!(ABUNGA)
passwordis_fml 2
don't mock the ninja turtles..
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Comments (102)
helloworldof99 0
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well it's not your fault you didn't know better
egaonogenki 0
Dear OP, Guess the (pl)uck what, I STILL LIKE POKéMON, and I'm 24!
applebranch 0
Clearly your girlfriend has better taste than you. :P I'm a girl and play pokemon! MLIA.
DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
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#10 -get a life you fat ****, i bet you sit at home and bat to twilight. ******* loser
Strike1 0
#34, look who has the life throwing the most petty and overused insults at someone over the intertrons...
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
In Soviet Russia, Towel Mocks You!
teehee520 0
If this ended well it would be a MLIA but since it didn't, YDI.
RustyShackelfurt 0
Psh, it's hot when women wear undies. Your life rocks dude. YLR.
passwordis_fml 2
don't mock the ninja turtles..
my_fml_account 2
I know. Pokemon is lame but TMNT are awesome.
f_alltheirlives 3
Appreciate an awesome girlfriend you stupid COW!(ABUNGA)
null_fml 11
Lame? How old is this brother? Because Pokemon and Ninja Turtles are awesome things to enjoy at a decently young age. I think your girlf- er, judging by your name, ex-girlfriend - is cool to have things like that. But did she really dump you over a comment about her bathroom decor? That's kind of petty.
bluephoenix1498 0
YDI for making fun of people. at least that girl was nice enough not to make fun of your rather tiny brain
RubixMonkey 0
In his case perhaps brain size matches penis size?
kdawg47 0
1: you are an idiot 2: ninja turtles are sexy 3: go kill yourself
Drakon_fml 7
Man, you had a great girl.
youEQUALtosser 0
This seems like it should be on MLIA... But, to be honest, not your fault. Gotta grow up eventually, I guess she's taking her time.
youEQUALtosser 0
Really?...