Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
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orphinz 3
Ohhhh nooooo he will eat you
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Comments (286)
imazaari 12
I weep on the INSIDE about American obesity and child obesity, not in public. If I was that large family's dad, I would start crying about how rude and nosy other people are.
Chris20003 17
Wow that girl seems nice but stinks you got punched for it. Hope you won the fight and had a great one night stand.
Coolaidegirl 18
um.....what?
Kamon97 23
See it's at that point where you should kick his ass and don't stop ;)
ilovemychem 22
Shoulda said this ones on her lol
Jadex64 12
There's so much here I don't under stand
fantasyworld 39
I would have left.
kittykat1501 31
why you and not her?
Cavsfodawin 21
Well they are. If there are obese parents with obese children then it is the parents fault. No kid should suffer through being fat because of their asshole parents.
Spartancjm 28
While she was overreacting, tbh she is not wrong. My mother lets my brother eat whatever he wants, drink whatever chocolate milk/soda he wants whenever (I’ve seen him drink a glass of coke in the morning before school) and honestly it breaks my heart and makes me cry at night. Parents like this are setting a horrible example for their children and are leading them to a life that is often described as miserable and (literally) short lived. It’s not the kid’s fault, of course they want to do that. With no discipline, children will do what they want to do. The parents are the ones who are enabling this behavior. If they’re adults and THEN it’s whatever. You do you, I won’t judge your lifestyle. But dammit, if you hurt children… Matthew 18:6-7 is true for misleading children in any circumstance, “But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Woe to the world because of offenses! For offenses must come, but woe to that man by whom the offense comes!”