Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
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hkkilla 6
Which song?
ScaryyMary 14
When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.
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hkkilla 6
Which song?
dphilipson12 0
monster.... hHaha
_streets_ 19
that sucks op. fyl. I wonder which song it was..
SqueakyBootz 0
whattttt...!!! Epic Win!
Person1233 13
What else would she do, blow? A ******* does not actually require blowing. It requores sucking!
Metzler31 17
Yeah I'm gonna go with 'Bad Romance'. Or maybe 'Boys Boys Boys' if he's trying to say he's gay...
VittiChan 2
bahaha yeahh, I'm guessing he said that they were "caught in a bad romance"
Helbo 0
Well maybe you couldn't see through her poker face.
xBangOut 4
Come on OP, you don't need a queer as your boyfriend :)
KiddNYC1O 22
24 win
snickardoodlez 0
We had some fun, I beat yo shit. Shoulda did a better job sucking my dick!
missjonas15 0
lovegame remix :)
sliperrypenguin 0
or just a coincidence? :P
youdidwhatnow 0
lol he probably would of took her back.
comatoast 0
ydi for having a bf that could quote lyrics from a lady gaga song.
CrazyCatCookin 0
Op couldn't keep her poker face when her bad romance ended in love games with Alejandro.
Stefany713 0
ewww lady gaga sucks! for me, it would have been better if he at least used some decent song lyrics....like Kelly Clarkson's
MrSassypants 34
OP: so what did you want to tell me? Boyfriend: I want to break up with you. I wanna just dance, it'll be okay. it's just that we are in a bad romance. i don't want you to be sad I want you to have a straight face like a poker face pa pa poker face. don't stalk me and follow me until I love you papa papa paparazzi!
jcue13 0
you are beautiful !!
Roflmaaark 0
I only wanna be friends...
guyberryman 0
FYL
Jennifra 0
:o
pnutbutterandkel_fml 0
lol wow
Croans 0
hahah nice one :P I don't know any of ''her'' songs either
blue_eyes4602 0
that sucks op. I actually broke up with my boyfriend because all he would do was sing lady gaga and it creeped me out
xXLenaXx 0
when you hear "ALE-ALE-JANDRO, ALE-ALE-JANduh-row......", you know it's over. caput. FYL.
lilmissy1290 0
that's epic.. boyfriend win
sarahalovely 0
I just can't be with you like this anymore,,,(insert name here)
mashnikandporter 0
24 is beautiful, WTF are you talking about?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Does your boyfriend wear reallllly tight clothing?
degrassilovur 0
It might have been Bad Romance :) !! hahhahh.. but that seriously sucks fer you :P !!
nyrangers1022 6
i think your gay-dar shoulda went off after that
DudeImWayBetter 0
earthquake, I just felt one.
juddy5 0
op your ex boyfriend didn't wear your underwear as well did he?
djbrooke12345 0
22- boys boys boys has nothing to do with breakups! what r you on!
crissyspic 0
bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! *breaths* bahahahahahahahahahahaha *sighs*
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Lady Gaga? Since when did we start using it's songs to break up with people?
ily4life 0
68 wins hahaha
Niki53811 0
bahhahaha **** ur life
rawr_forever 0
what's with all of the homophobic comments on here?
Metzler31 17
173 - I know that, but if a guy is singing 'Boys Boys Boys', it's probably his way of coming out of the closet (hence the rest of my comment).
7mood75 7
Atleast there isn't a monster in your bed.
thewhiteninja 0
that was epic!!
luckygirl9479 0
WTF are you talkin about 27. I'm sure she didn't mean to upset you if your gay and as someone who didn't even post a picture stop talkin shit...
skyttlz 32
65 win
ThisLoverSoChola 0
32- love the parody:)
nessimonster 0
I bet it's bad romance lol "caught in bad romance" lol
Eyeliner_fml 0
32 - Win!!!
Eyeliner_fml 0
wonder what song ? atleast he did not use Justin bieber? Fyl
twirlingqueen4u 0
113 u look like Demi lavato x 1900990009999
kinkyawesome 0
ur awesome :D
qtips402 7
i agree :)
timmyliao 5
www. sftlolz.com
gawddddd 3
67- We should be friends. Haha. I agree completely with everything you said(:
caro1658 0
Or telephone.
comatoast 0
lady gaga is NOT a woman. it's Michael Jackson. he just completed his surgery. had to get rid of te child molestation rumors somehow didn't he??
ZleveL 0
65 win 27, She just needs chapstick. LOTS of chapstick
hpl_fml 0
#68 win!!
gianine_joi 0
lmfao what song did dey use?
happy_dino 6
What song??
BadPinkKitty07 0
stop callin stop callin I don't wanna talk anymore, caught in a bad romance, I'm not your babe, and after all the boys and the girls that we've been through, don't wanna kiss don't wanna touch! .......^ was it like that, OP? :)
WoAhAnNa123 0
haha i wanna know which song it was!!!
Stefany713 0
253, ahhh! thank you! I thought I was the only one that had enough sense to choose Kelly Clarkson over Lady Gaga
emo_fail_child 0
maybe he tho she liked lady gaga XD
EllOfficial 6
last i heard, what kind of music you listen to doesn't affect your sexuality..........stop stereotyping, bitches.
kath3rin3tayl0r 0
how would you know he's a **** for knowing her lyrics if you don't know them yourself? for all you know, she could sing about ******' bitches and gettin' money. protip: she's the most popular artist in the world right now; people of all orientations know her music.
megiscool123 0
if he broke up with you using lady gaga lyrics, there's a high chance it was because he didn't have feelings for you anymore because he's gay
jair_lhao 0
later on he came out of the closet with another ladygaga song
sugarbabyxoxo 2
"not that I don't like you I'm just tryna' partay"
Anduhrew 0
I don't understand all this hate for Gaga, she's one of the first singers since Madonna to do something risky with her style and music
lsufan003 0
streets.... u are fugly as shit
Stefany713 0
330, risky? she just dances around half naked while singing some stupid song lyrics
dancingfool10 0
umm 110- I'm a guy and I'm straight and I personally like lady gaga's music
Krajjan 9
Since I don't actually know any Lady GaGa songs or lyrics, a point of masculine pride, I'll just say FYL. P.S. 24: The 'make pouty/kissy lips in every picture' thing has never been cool. Please help end the plague of whorish pufferfish that has permeated the net.
msyelowbubblegum 0
hahahahahhaaha at least it wasnt a 2 word text message >:/ hahaha thats pretty funny and original haha thats not soo bad:)
rayka53 0
why your pic Is too stupid?
mossypossy 0
nice puppies
mattmalin11 0
Meh... If you wanna really be tortured, try waking up to your cousin booming her Justin beiber CD in your ear.
Just_Me_143 0
Bad Romance: caught in a bad romance... Telephone: stop calling! stop calling! Alejandro: but I just can't be with you like this anymore..
khadijah32594 3
agree with #1which song shady as hell
skaterpunk18 0
lady gaga is the best and Kelly is sucky
Lichi_0kins 0
FTW
sircletus 0
32 beast.
voodoopandaa 0
I recon he would have been better off with Led Zeppelin "Babe you know I'm gonna leave you." would have been a bit less gay.
mclulu11 0
it was Alejandro. "I I know that you may love me, but I just can't be with you like this anymore."
freakybella 0
I love that song but you can tell by the video she hadn't finished working on her " look"
1two3four5six 23
obviously telephone. "stop calling, stop calling, i dont wanna talk anymore." idk why i everybody else thinks its songs that DONT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
Jimster1712 0
bad romance...
Xemogirl666X 0
that should be gagas new song
sabrinaFML 0
Hhahahahahahha
TwentyFourXXIV 13
#68 = Pro!
sexaybitch 14
Caught up in a bad romance
LOLYUMAD 0
ahh u mad
amandalovee 0
lmfao awesome pic!
shevanishes 0
was it "stop calling stop calling, I don't want to talk anymore?!"
FriesWithASideOf 0
Would u like fries with dat FML?
kEnNy172 0
^^ scary but badass pic
selenagirl_fml 0
I think the pic is cool... he looks cute <3
antyo 1
**** all of you who say Lady GaGa sucks she's the ******* best! Plus I'm a guy and not gay
jim69_fml 0
no she sucks and you must be gay if you listen to that shit.
selenagirl_fml 0
why don't you stop hatin' on ppl? if you hate lady gaga so much, then don't listen to her! there's no need to hate.
Neon_Radikal 0
I like lady gaga too. :)
selenagirl_fml 0
nice pic 115
ShehluhSexface 4
you're gorgeousss.
selenagirl_fml 0
?????
Eyeliner_fml 0
There's a 98% chance that 61 is not the one in the pic, and If he is I'm sorry it's just many people pretend to be someone their not.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Selenagirl, I've seen several of your posts on multiple FMLs. How the **** old are you? Geez...
selenagirl_fml 0
im 16.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Certainly explains something...
lionstrife 0
classic.
umhayy 0
he's obviously gay anyway.. you should e glad it's ended (:
GarryG 0
43 your beautiful :)
FriesWithASideOf 0
43, **** me your BEAUTIFUL.
umhayy 0
haha thanks guyss<3 message me
CrazyCatCookin 0
No **** me I'm not a creep! You can trust me I promise!
jcue13 0
I'm in love 8)
umhayy 0
guys I'm not gonna do anything that's sick
chocolatedrop 0
43 looks like snookie
CrazyCatCookin 0
Good your not some weirdo Internet ****.
chocolatedrop 0
43 looks like snookie
superbadd 0
lmfao
umhayy 0
ew snookie? haha
OwNowBrownCow 0
3 looks like Andy Dick.
FFML_314 12
Exactly what I was going to say. I'm assuming that's not her because she was caught with Lexa's picture. Umhayy, I wouldn't feed the creepers. Generally guys that say "**** me" on a website, are pathetic. Sometimes its a joke but, be careful because they could be anybody. OP-Be thankful you're out of that relationship, by him doing that, it shows you a lot about his character. Go find yourself a nice guy that doesn't know the lyrics to Lady GaGa.
MrSassypants 34
I know 127 those guys who say that are weirdos... umm hey would you want to you know *wink* *wink* jk
umhayy 0
well think what you want but that was my sister who took lexas pic
aardvarkish 17
They could be anybody, but anybody could be SOMEbody!
FFML_314 12
Yes, aardvark. They could be anybody but, they're obviously SOMEbody lol. Unless of course they're not. Ah damn, I'm not good at thinking like that. It makes me anxious lol!
GodinezXC 0
#93 u look gorgeous in your new picture
chimpsndip 0
93 Are you italian?
ScribbleMyDoodle 0
ROFL @ #87
LexaDear 0
Raleigh told me he's seen that picture before. I don't believe it is, nor do I REALLY believe her sister stole my pic. To google I go and I'll tell you of my findings ;)
LexaDear 0
I remembered Raleighs message wrong. he didn't say that. But I still doubt it since she said thanks to all the compliments on her picture even though it was my picture. and OP-I wouldn't be upset. Lady gagas cool
xGet_Over_It 0
LMAO WHAT A BAD ROMANCE
JohnGraveline 0
Teehee.
artcgirl 0
win
xXBrokenByLoveXx 3
u look hot in that pic -60 hahaha (:
Petawhitney 2
That's because lady gaga is awesome, and you're not...
Colonel_256 0
Lady GaGa sucks
Mina3602 0
**** you Gaga haters
horsechick212 0
hahaha loser
aardvarkish 17
At first, I read "Horseshack" as in Welcome Back Kotter. (sorry)
iheartkookiez12 0
what song???ahahahhahahahahha fyl :P
skaterpunk18 0
lady gaga is beast....love my mommy monster!!!!!
JulzKay 0
Well don't worry about it, he broke it off with you because he's most likely discovered he's gay anyways. I mean, I don't know any heterosexual males who know Lady GaGa's songs, yet alone the lyrics to such. =P
KiddNYC1O 22
12- then I guess Akon's gay
boatkicker 5
And my fiance.....
Neon_Radikal 0
And me, oh wait. I am gay. XD.
TrollerTrollsYou 0
Uhm...Wow.
waitwhatsgoingon 18
My dads 59 and he's been married to my mom for 25 years... He knows plenty Lady Gaga lyrics. You don't have to be gay to know Gaga lyrics... there just songs
xNephilim 19
I was just gonna say "my best friend knows all Lady Gaga songs!" But then I remembered he's gay. Oops.
caitylinn 0
oooh. fail.