Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
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MmmPinkTacos 11
Well the shower really is the best place for a farmer's blow but that's super gross that you had to stand in someone else's bodily fluids
Welshite 40
I only read FML when I eat. Food tastes better the second time going down.
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Comments (33)
DravensTheName 16
Should have told her to snot do that again
ifuckuprandomly 28
That snot cool.
ApparentlyNotEno 28
It's a shame OP wasn't in a place with some water and soap so they could wash their feet right awa... wait, where did this happen again?
MDoremis 38
I think I vomited a little in my mouth. I really need to learn not to eat and FML at the same time.
Welshite 40
I only read FML when I eat. Food tastes better the second time going down.
MmmPinkTacos 11
Well the shower really is the best place for a farmer's blow but that's super gross that you had to stand in someone else's bodily fluids
ezrocks4u 29
Yeah, not sure I'd be willing to take a shower in which somebody else's bodily fluid may or may not drift into my personal space, but that's just me.
LunaaBluee 27
I don't think one should ever go into a public shower without sandals on... Just in case
_Desiderata_ 9
#11 - EXACTLY. The real FML is that OP did not realize this beforehand
Danne696 14
How much mucus can someone possibly produce when they're blowing their nose? I agree that your life sucks, but a puddle of snot seems like a lot.
Tripartita 45
She was just making do with what was probably a non-detachable shower head, OP. Normally, she'd get her nostrils nice and soapy, tilt her head forward, and plug one nostril with a hole on the shower head. No blowing necessary and it creates a fantastic sanitary fountain!
andrmac 25
Should have peed on the floor for her!
cuz803 46
Snot all that bad. It could've been worst by it landing on your face
Chrislopeztian 5
well at least you got to clean it off right away.