Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my Pop-Tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML
Today, I was quickly eating lunch during a work meeting. I ended up inhaling some of my sandwich so I've had toast stuck in my sinuses for the last hour. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
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Top comments
theperfectchild 13
Hopefully that's the only thing you've choked on at the office.
Smooth_Criminal 24
Was it worth it? I say yes... especially if it was a brown sugar cinnamon pop tart.
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Comments (56)
Axelo 11
Well at least you didn't got caught eating it
kylieh72 25
He may have been caught, it doesn't sound like he chewed very throughly. The pop tart chunks were probably pretty incriminating.
Liamj774 36
Don't you mean incrumbinating? I'm so sorry
PurpleSprite 7
You aren't forgiven.
Rainbow2Cloud 12
This actually happened to me the other day so I feel your pain OP. Pop Tarts really get stuck without any drink with it. But on the bright side at least you didn't get in trouble!
ohSNAPyall 27
Yep, I'm sure it was pretty discreet.
Rainbow2Cloud 12
I missed the throw up part. Sorry guys. My bad! lol
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Yeah, I have truly failed with this comment. I will accept the down votes haha.
Jinxsie 27
I gave you an upvote out of pity. Also, I laughed.
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Thanks. I'm actually laughing at my own comment. Haha
theperfectchild 13
Hopefully that's the only thing you've choked on at the office.
Daevas 18
Beat me to it... >.>
mikepzz 27
Eh oh! €======D
WholeWheatBread 9
Hehehhehe.
Ironmayhem 22
But was it a smore pop tart?
ohSNAPyall 27
If it had been a s'less pop tart, he wouldn't be in this situation.
Smooth_Criminal 24
Was it worth it? I say yes... especially if it was a brown sugar cinnamon pop tart.
giantsfan2010 23
But hot fudge sundae is the best pop tart flavor!
wtffml1979 22
I'm boring I guess. Just good ol strawberry mmmm
MissEris 27
I use to love a frozen Oreo flavor poptart
snarkytruth 37
That has to be really gross coming back up
xMaeLA 24
Ugggh, wild berry pop-tarts, awwwlll day meng. Cookies and cream is pretty sweet too! Just hide and snack, OP. Most moms do it, you can too. xD
khoov19 20
look your missing the important thing....you swallowed it nd jst delt with the consequences after...my kind of girl...lol
wtffml1979 22
Wow can you say oink oink? Eat before or know where to hide better. Geez
nreed32 20
Rules were meant to be broken...
JustaDO_fml 14
You need to practice shoving things down your throat.