Simon Cowell
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Germany
OCD FML
Today, my teeth feel dirty. Just go brush them, right? Actually, I just did. Thoroughly and meticulously, for several minutes, until both my arm and my gums hurt. Yep, still feel dirty. FML
BLEACH Gum
Great Success
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
JLO
Australia
Fixed it
Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML
Anonymous
Soapy
Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML
ZydecosGirl
Harrisburg, United States
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
TGIF
Kinda cruel
Today, I overheard coworkers talking about someone showing up with lettuce or something in their teeth. I laughed and joked it “could never be me.” Later, in the bathroom mirror, I discovered I’d had the same exact green blob stuck between my front teeth for hours. FML
oops
Cheltenham, Australia
Today, I got confused and said grace before brushing my teeth. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Anonymous
Jaws 2: A Pig in the City
Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML
Top comments
awildwhisper 30
Well keep cleaning them or you won't have teeth to stain. I recommend not drinking tea, coffee, wine and other staining food/ drinks. Brush your teeth with baking soda to help remove the stains. Also go to the dentist please
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you really were Simon Cowell, you'd be rich enough to have your teeth professionally whitened after every meal, and this wouldn't be a problem.
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Emma Marshall 19
I don't get it
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you really were Simon Cowell, you'd be rich enough to have your teeth professionally whitened after every meal, and this wouldn't be a problem.
awildwhisper 30
Well keep cleaning them or you won't have teeth to stain. I recommend not drinking tea, coffee, wine and other staining food/ drinks. Brush your teeth with baking soda to help remove the stains. Also go to the dentist please
Jeremy Phillips 18
For the sake of the people who know you, don’t stop brushing them. If you are worried get some green paint and cover your face in it - this will distract people from your stained teeth and allow your teeth to appear whiter if it is a darker shade of green.
IcedSapphire 27
When drinking “staining” drinks such as cola, coffee, etc. use a straw so the drink has less of a chance of touching your teeth.