Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
Work your bushy pits, girl. Maybe you can photoshop the shadow different colors since that seems like all the rage today.
JskTheFork 14
It's most likely no one noticed it. After all, everyone is their worst critic.
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Comments (31)
RageWolf16 31
Well it's an easy enough fix at least, just change the picture
tranced_ 45
What if I told you, the damage has been done!
BubbleGrunge 18
Work your bushy pits, girl. Maybe you can photoshop the shadow different colors since that seems like all the rage today.
Duckzy 16
That's a pretty hairy situation
tranced_ 45
#11 that's not punny at all.
netflixislove 32
It's probably time to take some new selfies.
JskTheFork 14
It's most likely no one noticed it. After all, everyone is their worst critic.
Dabeli_fml 16
I know the feels!! Mine had 2 horns coming out of my head, because of some shadow behind the wall! I used the pic for 2 years without noticing, till my new boss pointed it out. FML
wvcheesehead 13
You left the Krusty Krab?
lyricalservant 21
Took you long enough
KhaleesiDannie 26
Sounds like an update of photo is needed haha sorry that happened OP
randomname98 22
I'm still laughing at "bushel of armpit hair."
shfs2010 4
Yyyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh, the shadows.....
Jasim 17
Remove it.