Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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Top comments
lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
advent2060 4
yea that's probably true b/c who in their right mind would actually chose a videogame gf over a real one? maybe u were a shitty gf or he's gay LOL
UKfan97 0
i agree with tht guy^^^
NamelessNeko 13
@5: http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/20572.cfm First thing that came to mind when I read that.
Zigma_fml 0
Maybe it was an actual girl? You can play GTA4 online with real people. That would make it slightly less weird.
mydiclovesu2 0
or she's an ugly hoe
snagglepaste 0
You think she's a gardening tool? ^^ ?
deanftw 0
well, hes obviously a complete ******
BeeSkwaird 0
Sometimes I tire of pleasing seven women at once. But then they give me a massage and I'm good to go again.
silentfog 0
Not only would no one pick a video game, but pleasing the girl in gta takes no effort
tc710 0
#90 FTW :D
theatergirrl 5
I'm sorry
danielle8D 0
too bad so sad...
RaggedSquirrel 0
You are apparently not as useful to him as his gta gf.
garrettjordan 0
haha what an idiot
irsmeagol 0
lol.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
Wogg_fml 0
bahahaha nice
saltz 0
I don't believe you
kaydee085 0
sounds like a loser anyway. I'm sure u can do much better! :)
Kee_1992 0
wow. thats weird
CookiesNOJ 0
maybe u should take note? get tattoos n help him bust drive bys sheesh dont be so difficult he might come around in no time
DogmaT_fml 4
grand theft biches...