Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
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Mi24hind 0
I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.
Shadow1368 17
Stalkers.
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Comments (192)
Shadow1368 17
Stalkers.
pman590 8
invite them over to dinner and let them see your board with pictures of them at various places!
volley4eva1698 0
when they are looking through the telescope, do something creepy and weird to scare them
tatababe 1
awe I bet OP feels loved
agaba 0
gotta love em
MrFlintstone 5
well op that explains the "being watched" feeling you get when you enter your house
mlb58 0
Get a half scale replica of the Hubble and point it right at them.
OWNZ 0
maybe ur such a star that they needed a telescope!
shybear15 0
wave hi and smile :)
heyy17 10
looks like they already got their introduction
calichik95 0
they just wanna know who there new neighbors are!
simply_improper 1
sounds like theyre planning a robbery. be sure to install an alarm, and make sure the pin pad is out of telescopic view. then get your own telecope and point it at their window
Thunderbender 2
Moon them every night.
Codezlol 21
I always feel like, somebody's watchin' meeeee.
trevorsbaby12 0
^^ win ^^
zbajis 7
Give em a show OP!
EmyB_fml 8
They just want to get t to know you ! ... Creeps ...
urmomsupstrs 1
lmfao @ pman
garrettsgirl 0
flex your muscles like in the other FML!!!! then give them a little heads up when your going out!
armyboy5989 2
Today, my new neighbors moved in so I pulled out my telescope to see if they were weird people, well they decided to stop by walked in and thats when I realized I forgot to hide the telescope and they noticed it pointing at there how... now they're going to think I'm weird FML
dinodannyrawr 5
I wanna touch you.. :)
SpicyDuck 22
Does anyone realize that telescopes are fow looking very far away, close distances won't focus too well. that's what binoculars are for.
EpicPwnageGuy 0
lol you stole my profile pic! :P
Shadow1368 17
haha sorry bout that, my friend actually sent me that pic and I thought it kinda fit well with this FML, but I'll change it!! :D
Aim4thebullseye 4
"...stalkin' your mom, stalkin' your mom, stalk-stalk-stalking..."
martafarta 5
lol
jadengtfo 0
well that isn't creepy at all
BOOSCAREDU 0
not in any possible way psffh
Iamnotmyself 17
It's not like they'd be hoping for a peepshow!
nicobington 1
ya it's just as non creepy as your picture
jadengtfo 0
HEY DONT HATE ON ADVENTURE TIME ITS A GREAT SHOW!
JoeTheMan12 0
that's one horny family :P
Andrew1122 0
maybe it was for the previous neighbors?
DaJavelin 0
Did anyone else laugh at 49's pic?
Newboyz00185 0
Woah.... since when did Pervy Sage live in Kentucky???
Iamnotmyself 17
-169 I changed it just for you ;)
martafarta 5
hahahahhaha yees
Babydoll4ever 7
/: private investigator time ?
HannahForbesxo 13
There's nothing to privately investigate? OP just knows that the neighbours' activities are very strange and stalker-like.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
No, no, the neighbor IS the PI. He was just kind enough to save OP the trouble of paying for one.
Mi24hind 0
I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.
Temi25 6
the original owner was probably hot
F2M2L 5
well, hey. maybe its a misunderstanding. they could have just misplaced it or are moving it.
ayooBrandon 12
yes
frolick123 0
most likely explanation is that they were curious abt the new neighbors... not really stalkerish imo. prolly just looking at them as they move in... go back in a week if its still there u got a problem
martafarta 5
no, don't ruin it, they're creeps
ayooBrandon 12
reminds me of the the other FML where Op was caught stalking his neighbor
rosedoll 0
haha yeah I had a flash back too
Jimster1712 0
ditto
instnt1nfction 17
I like that pokemon
shannon1029 4
what does Op stand for?!!
jayfish7 0
It stands for Original Poster (i.e. - the person who posted the FML).
ArentICute 0
Optimus Prime.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Overactive Penis
shannon1029 4
what does Op mean???!
wolflover44 5
Telescope? That's a bit extreme... Isn't it?
RandomPotato 0
Yeah. Just use binoculars... P.S. I love your picture!
LuukBaas 0
they were looking for pimples
JakeLee 6
they like to see inside their neighbors pores.
jayfish7 0
kinky
krushr 3
Figure out where it's pointed and freak them out. You know, dance around in a big bird costume or something. Or just stand there and stare at then when they're looking at you.
wordnerd42 0
Or point another telescope back at the same spot.
anencephalic 14
OP should do the hand jive.
you_failed 15
Or do the creep.
cubsrock2 0
take it as an complement ;)
icyfire617 10
or take it as a hint to buy some curtains...
mercuryburst 0
Move. Now.