Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I checked his phone. The reason I did so was to get his mum’s number so I could arrange to send her his Xmas present in a parcel, as a surprise as I wouldn't be with him. He found out when he asked me how I managed it, and I told him honestly. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone and saw texts between him and his female friend. I confronted him about it and smashed his phone to pieces. He seems genuinely more upset that he can’t talk to her anymore rather than me being mad at him or his expensive smartphone being broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Top comments
rossp 0
you broke up with him over it? damn. I would have asked for it just to piss you off.
perdix 31
Why do you have to be so clingy and paranoid? Why do you assume he was going to cheat on you behind your back? He was probably just trying to organize a lovely, little threesome for all of you. Jeez, what ever happened to old-fashioned romance?!?!
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Comments (84)
rockr_chick 5
well at least he was prepared?
dreamering 16
Prepared for what? He couldn't hide a number, nevermind cheating. :)
rockr_chick 5
prepared for back-up in case they broke?...idk lol
rockr_chick 5
broke up**
BigBADBoY417 3
fail
rockr_chick 5
aww :(
6969awesome 0
ha wat a legend
43bubba34 25
Ydi for overreacting. Just because he had the number doesn't mean he was going to use it. Maybe he forgot to throw it away. Why do you care if he wanted the number back so he can call her? You broke up with him.
Y_U_19029 0
well your boyfriend should have read the teams blog about cheaters.
karina_said 0
next to your bed or his bed? ..or is it a bed you share? that "my bed" part confused me );
rallets 23
"my" bed confused you?
rraptor 0
ydi for overreeacting. have fun finding somebody new while your ex is porkin' his new girl.
SinShady 0
This JUST happened in Jersey Shore.
InvaderVader 0
well if you weren't being such a bitch
agentx52 13
Or the number, for all she knew, belonged to a relative. She overreacted.
7g23 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You probably were overreacting and he wasn't going to call her until you broke up with him. In the future don't let your period do the talking. Not to be mean, but make all actions slowly and cautiously. And be sure about decisions before you make them.
krissy8877 2
either way he shouldn't have the number. guys know that they'd do the same thing. if he wanted to call the girl when they broke up... then break up first
cidhighwind 0
who says the girls not a friend he ran into, there's atleast a dozen numbers laying around mine and my gf's place, hers are guys mine are girls, way I see it, if she's happier with someone else, have at it, she can be replaced just as easily as we got together, most of the girls I know are either ex's, or they wanted me but I was taken or vica verca. getting jealous over things you don't know is meaningless. if your un sure, ask believe it or not you normally get the truth
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
#71- Well said.
ellenmellon 6
Overreacting doesn't always coincide with being on your period. Just saying
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You can't have him so no one can? That's fair.
Metalman69 0
and did you give him a chance to talk? yes alot of guys are assholes like that but it could be a valid reason that he had her number with no altierier motives.
dudeitsdanny 10
Ulterior. Not a nazi, just an educator in the making. Anyways, agreed. I get numbers from girls sometimes and I just forget to throw them out until I wash my clothes or empty my backpack. I would never cheat on my girlfriend, I just couldn't care less about these numbers so throwing them away isn't a priority. Next time ask him for an explanation and calmly analyze his reaction. No need to jump to conclusions: Now you're alone and on FML. They get you nowhere you wanna be sometimes.
dodo97 0
so how is this a fml u broke up with him!
LTHoratioCaine 4
It's called....... (Puts on sunglasses) Backup YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!
BahahahLOL 0
are you the fonz?
CheezeDetector 0
I think you're being tooo paranoid ... it couldve just been plutonic or maybe she was a friend in need ... in need of dick, or balls in her mouth in plutonic fashion ...
Action_Bastard 0
I like how you think, good sir.
craphappened 4
It's platonic. :x sorry don't bash me for correcting.
dudeitsdanny 10
Maybe he meant like the dog Pluto.. It was a bitch of an affair, and OPs boyfriend a dog.
ShogunLychee 0
The power of female intuition ... it hits the mark some of the time ... :)
SenoraC 0
And I hope you didn't give it to him. Some girls are dumb enough to do it.
The_Marine_2011 0
11 why shouldn't she? SHE broke up with HIM why the fucc should she care who he wants to call now? and btw OP YDI
suxs4ulol 22
love ur pic!!!!!!
awildwhisper 30
Who thumbed down David Bowie????????!!!??? >:(
Coccinelle_fml 15
Sounds like you were overreacting.