creepingjennie
Droopy
Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BangBangBzzz
Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML
Equi
United States
Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Anonymous
Enjoy yourself
Today, I woke up after a 16-hour shift, and my back is out. I worked it in order to "enjoy" my 2 days off. I can barely move. FML
wtbfiber
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Give me strength
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Anonymous
Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Druggie
Culver City, United States
Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
And that doesn't sound like much fun anyways.
BurnInDemonFire 39
No shit. Who told you to carry on working? Because they were way off. And I really hope you weren't driving/operating machinery at the time.
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
And that doesn't sound like much fun anyways.
BurnInDemonFire 39
No shit. Who told you to carry on working? Because they were way off. And I really hope you weren't driving/operating machinery at the time.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
no shit sherlock