Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
Today, I found out my grandma has been slipping laxatives into my food. Apparently, I was constipated once as a child and "once constipated, always constipated." FML
Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML
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Dilexar 26
Odds are she takes heavier medication than you do.
Welshite 40
Masking drugs in pill form is quite common. No one ever suspects my Vitamin C pills are actually cocaine.
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Welshite 40
Masking drugs in pill form is quite common. No one ever suspects my Vitamin C pills are actually cocaine.
iamaperson13 8
oki dokey then
132ikl 11
But you don't.. Swallow... Cocaine?????
EwahWeeWah 21
@10, not saying I take drugs or anything but the cocaine could be inside a capsule that looks like a pill, then he could open it and snort it. Just an idea :)
Joseph24689 14
Ahhhh
Dilexar 26
Odds are she takes heavier medication than you do.
Adam_Power58 16
you just have to sit back and laugh at that, its a simple mistake and hopefully everyone she talked to see the lighter side and realise you Grandma is a little crazy in a funny way !
A_HOTIE 10
That's the way my grandma is, she'll do something & be like "Wasn't me" even though everyone knows it's her. sometimes it's her Alzheimer's but other times she does it on purpose ?
Mimoshikufu 8
I think they just think the older they get. The more they think they're able to get away with. idk lol
Flyndaran 10
Partly it's minor brain issues that remove "filters". It's rarely intentional. It's akin to the expression that drunk words are sober thoughts.
Echo13243 13
Crossing my fingers no one actually buys that story!
arano 29
Meth doesn't have shit on some vitamins.
cranberries_fml 17
Well on the positive side, you can now take amphetamines and steroids without a blow to your reputation!
kakarot26 7
bad luck but be careful of your protein intake i lost a dear friend of mine because he took uncontrolled amounts
RylanHolland89 6
How much was he taking?? It had to be overly excessive.
RememberSchlitz 9
Ingnorants gonna ig. My wife once went utterly off the rails on me because she found what she thought was drugs in the food pantry. It was a ziplock of half the jar of PB2 peanut powder I'd bought. I'd taken the the jar to work and left the ziplock at home to avoid just this situation.
PhoenixChick 26
She might have just been desperate for some nasty gossip. Maybe her bingo pal Gretta was talking about how her grandson just got arrested and your gramma didn't want to be left out. Old people can be competitive.
virginiamuncher 2
the only solution I can think of is to talk to your grandma about it and explain to her the best you can that it's just protein and vitamins and if she believes you have her tell everyone she told that she mistook what items you had.