Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of three and a half years is talking to two other women. I’m four months postpartum. Not to mention, he took our child to go see one of his girl best friend's house, when I specifically asked him not to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, three weeks after I gave birth to a stillborn, my now ex-husband told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. It’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
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no1askdu 5
man that really sux...better hit him up for that child support
sexymessy 0
Didn't expect that from a guy! But he's right, you would be stupid not to. That's a ridiculous reason to leave someone,especially after what you have been through it takes a minimum of 6 weeks(and that's for vaginal birth) to recover. What a jerk!
edthered 0
Yeah, pretty much. Kick the bastard where it hurts. If he hasn't got the cojones to deal with fathering his child, and comes up with such a pathetic excuse, he doesn't deserve to have a child, and deserves nothing more than to pay out the nose so that you (hopefully alongside someone who's better suited for you and the baby) can do so.
skullbuster 0
Can't you at least muster up a ******** for the poor guy. They say there is protein in that shit!
xHaniffax 0
he's not the baby's father is he? oh well, if he can't understand the torture you're going through, kick him in the balls and tell him that's only a nanoscopic inkling of the kind of pain you're experiencing right now.
CR1494 0
jaja..the cojones!!!!
PurpleHaze23 0
**** you.
PurpleHaze23 0
That was for skullbuster.
helpmeiamblind 0
Agrees with 120, you coulda at least given him a BJ you dumb bimbo...
Hi_Itz_Me 0
i'm sorry but YDI for getting pregnant when your not married..
Miss_Represented 0
I agree with Purplehaze, **** anyone who said she should "at least blow him", she has a new born to care for and is recovering from having her stomach CUT OPEN and her insides jostled around. The least her idiotic bf could do is show an ounce of respect and not be such a selfish prick with his peen the only thing on his mind. Besides that's how he got into this to begin with... Getting his "needs" taken care of.
relohel 2
What planet do you live on?
SarahLove45 6
That is no reason for her to deserve it, no one deserves that. I've seen FML's about this with married couples. You obviously are unaware of post partum recovery.
kpohil 13
343 they not married. If not married then no reason he can't step out for some on the side.
Sue21 0
That is horrible.
afallingstar 22
he's an idiot and you are better off without him...if he can't at least sympathize with you then let him go and get that child support
phoenix_k88 6
It really is..
SoccerForTheWin 5
This is why it's better to get married THEN have kids unless it was accidental
Peachy2392 26
Seriously, it sounds like OP lucked out with him leaving. I mean, I'm sure its painful to have him gone, but on the other hand, if he's leaving over something like this, she got lucky he's gone now. You can collect child support to remember him by.
666HailSatan666 0
What a moron. and I agree with #1, make sure you get child support from him!
genius_man16 1
No one says that he is the father now does it? Although this is a completely shitty reason to leave someone, he isn't necessarily a COMPLETE douchewaffle, just like 95% also, did you guys have sex every week while you were preggers then? Cuz otherwise he would have dumped you before now, lol
naehappening 0
Well, she did say 'OUR first child', so yeah, it is his.
Linda_NH 0
He's a bitch!
iMuffinKat 16
That word doesn't even start to cover it.
sam_stalker 0
He's a douchebag, let him leave But make him pay child support ((;
amy_shmamy 0
he should just sleep with another girl til this girl is better
GelatinFemur 0
I agree, I'd let him leave, but get child support. Or, something lulzy: Hire someone to cut off his genitals in the night, but rush him to the hospital so they can reattach it in time. Then while he's in recovery, yell at him for not being able to get it up cuz DAMN YOU'RE HORNY.
fuzluv95 0
lol that'd serve him right, wouldn't it? i would SO do that! and it still wouldn't be enough punishment for an asshole like that.
xNephilim 19
LMAO this is by far the best comment on here. He'd actually really deserve this.
capricaz 0
what an ass.
stephanietong 0
Ditch the douchebag ; you don't need that guy in your life. But yes, child support.
warhol_luv 0
Oh man, did you smack him? That's messed up? Ha! What a loser, and dumb ass for that matter.
somaturee 0
Take him for as much child support as possible. Then, it'll turn from a FYL, to a FHL. ;)
Tubasaurus 0
This guy is an asshole, so please keep in mind that I'm not defending him when I say that we already have enough women exploiting the child support system. I understand that he would need to pay but exploiting the system for personal gain is never right.
NDouglas 0
Isn't child support, by definition, money used to defray the cost of raising the child? How is that personal gain?
TheBigGamer 0
even though the money is meant for the kid quite often they use it to buy themselves stuff, like TVs, clothes, shit like that
nativebacon 0
Yeah... my mom used her child support to build a nice pond..... and a greenhouse.... and an elevator up to the greenhouse... but no food for us.
amb22 0
yeah i completely agree, my mom didnt use her child support for us, she used it for her own stufff. but that is awful that he left, and hopefully she is better with her child support than other parents.
FreedomFirst 0
Personal gain? Have you noticed the cost of raising a child lately? There won't be any left over no matter how much she gets. Trust me.
greengreta 0
To the people saying that some women use their child support to buy ourselves clothing and tvs and ponds? Sorry but if a parent was using all of their money to buy things only for themselves, the children would starve to death before their first month's birthday. Nice try though. And yes, we spend the money, it's ours.
kpohil 13
teacher here trust me lot of those moms spend it on weaves and new car but don't even do their kids hair #65 is correct.
coopcas 0
He's taking the baby with, you know. BPs are in high demand nowadays.