Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Top comments
Egnar 19
So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!
CrackFox 0
style points :)
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Comments (130)
CrackFox 0
style points :)
Keyman1212 14
He's actually a keeper! Nice guy!
RobinKCS 9
What does op mean?
gojira666 7
Now u need a christmas tree to string that bitch up
Kyzahhh 7
What a top bloke you have there OP And 28 OP means original prankster.....
agentx52 13
No, it means Original Poster. Don't lie to people.
ItsTheKing 10
LIAR! It means Obvious Potatoes.
HarveyMalone 0
Don't listen to them. It means the Octangular Pronoun.
Saltime 0
You're all stupid. OP means Octopus ****.
xlord 27
You guys are all douches.... It actually means oval penis
KingDingALing 9
^ This is why I never asked what OP means. You get a variation of retarded answers.
LaughinStock 16
Well 65 that's why you research your question and feel good when you get the answer :)
abbyelizabeth 9
Sounds like a nice guy (:
bunnixbrutality 5
Op means origonal phantom ... No wait its organ pain ... No hmm maybe its organic penis.. Yep thatss itt.
liquidfireKAN 0
OP means original poster, as in the person who posted the FML.
GoLincecum 3
Orange pooper
NotAPedo 0
Nahh 78, I'm pretty sure it means organic penis...
abbyelizabeth 9
Why the hell is 78 thumbed down? Maybe someone actually wants to know what OP means.
ArentICute 0
Because he ruined the fun of making up other meanings for "op"
ifinsane 6
Idk why you complaining thats pretty awesome how you did that.
rawr_ily96 24
This is why I decided to figure it out on my own. I saw one of these chains once from someone else asking, and immediately thought "Ah, **** this." I figured it out a day later.
Runninvegan 8
Did he call it "Magical Pubes"? I Could set him up with Tour dates all around the world and he could make millions!
kings1fan 6
Just stop
ImmaB3AST 7
If FML was mw2 you would be the kid using heartbeat sensor and silencer on search and destroy. ****** tryhard.
fanceh 10
^ more like UMP fmj stopping power.
fatraptorjesus13 9
I love the people who relate EVERYTHNG to COD thence fun of people who play games like WoW or Dungeons and dragons
Runninvegan 8
Not until you scream
fanceh 10
79- I play WoW also...
cwl727 33
2-the way the OP described it sounded like it was a piece of her regular hair not her pubic hair. Besides that has also happened to me.
stoych 19
you could have said "for my next trick, i will make someone disappear, ME!" and legged it. serioulsy, thats pretty gruesome, especially if its not your own hair....ewwwww
FMLsOhilarious 6
Are least he made a joke about it.
RaineLee 5
Abacadabra.
rein 8
more like hair-bracadabra ;)
rein 8
more like hair-bracadabra ;)
zachherbert 10
Abraa. Kadabraa. Alakazam. I'm so happy I remembered something from Pokemon.
smith2001 5
Except that you spelled "abra" wrong
kriswhitecock 0
woooooow
K_kanaka 26
Well at least he said something instead staying quiet with a shocked face the translates to WTF D:!!!
tsume24 3
"the the hair?"
xlord 27
I don't think anyone cares.
PeppermintPlum 4
I didn't even notice that until now
Jimboom 12
Don't see how this is a FML... that was awesome! And extra points for thinking on your feet with the magic line. Although I hope it was at least your own hair... otherwise for my next trick I will make the floor magically covered in puke
ciarafox9 9
Haha that most have been really funny! :D
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
Must*
Egnar 19
So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!
mgsoloist 14
Your pic reminds me of 'myspace tom'
Egnar 19
Oh god, i have to change it right away!
Bunnehs 0
You shouldn't feel thats an FML.. thats really cute of him..
888Allis888 3
The FML is haveing the hair there in the first place... Ew... poor girl... He IS a keeper though..^^