Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML
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Top comments
softbonez 0
Nobody deserves this.
liindsey 25
This reminds me of Family Guy. Exactly.
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Comments (93)
Ranoona 0
WOW it sounds fake -.-
btuwo 0
this happens from time to time, do you ever watch the news?
Impact009 0
YDI for building your home on a road. I kid; I voted FYL.
xHaniffax 0
Mum? same thing happened to me a few weeks ago 2 drunk douchebags were having a race at like 3 am and one lost control and crashed into our car which sent it crashing through the living room.
Neferria 0
A car being driven into your house: The best and most efficient alarm to make sure you wake up and get up.
Nick_726 0
Ydi for living in a house! Lol jk! That does suck, but hopefully the person who ran into the house will pay for repairs.
Eddyoftheabc 0
Woah, woah- stop bitching? A car ran through his house! That could have destroyed a bunch of irreplaceable stuff and generally causes a lot of stress for OP. He has to get the car OUT, he has to get his house repaired- all of this takes time, time with a gaping hole in his house! Nothing about that is pleasant. FYL, OP. Then again, the only reason I even believe this is because my neighbor was nearly killed when his house was hit by a freakin' PLANE.
hatcher 0
Here's to hoping both of you have insurance! **** your life, man.
Bullshet 0
Why would a handicap sign make a difference? If you can't even stay on the road, then you shouldn't be driving, PERIOD! Being handicapped doesn't free you of the responsibility of being in control of your car.
jessxoxo28 5
wow, that sucks
nonnymouse 0
Oh, ****. Hope the driver's insurance takes care of it, and quickly. :(