Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML
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softbonez 0
Nobody deserves this.
liindsey 25
This reminds me of Family Guy. Exactly.
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losientochico 0
this one time, i was in the shower and i heard a loud bang, got out of the shower and asked my mom "why did it soiund like somebody crashed into the front of the house?" she looked at me and paused before saying "because kimmy (her friend) did." and then i see kimmy pop her head around a corner and smile. i went outside to see the damage in a towel alone. it was bad.
nodbor 11
at least it was not a tree falling on your car
cross027 0
lololololololol, my cousin did that to his house while driving his moms car illegaly.
LittleMiss1 0
Ooo that must suck..
Imawhalerider 0
get out of the car and say im the trojan man! and then run like hell away
irockmyworld 0
uhh the picture is deleted. nice try though FAKE.
californiareader 0
On the bright side: You got a great deal on rennovating your living room.
Nightfallz 0
so tell me how does a car driving through your house sound anything like an earthquake?
timtam24 0
No, thought not sound, thought probably means felt as well. Though it was worded a bit weird
nodbor 11
I felt an earthquake that made a sound like a semi-truck hitting a ruff patch of road, and slaming on the brakes.
pleasedonttellme 0
It was an earthquake and because there was a earthquake the car started to spin out of controll then crashed into her living room ;)
sireen 0
I woke up to an earthquake once. it was scary:/. but how the hell did that happen to your car. lolol suckkss.
anthrodraco 0
A friend of mine had a neighbor who had this happen to him. Some drunken idiot crashed right into his living room. However, it was through the window not the actual wall. @OP: Was it through the window or the wall? If it was through the wall, it must have been one giant car going extremely fast!