Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sarah
United States
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Home Improvement
Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Namaste
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
FlabbyPants
Fort Myers, United States
Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
i see fat people
Canberra, Australia
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
imatotalloser
Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML
Top comments
Roevera 14
well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.
snowmount07 6
It's alright, it'll stop eventually
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snowmount07 6
It's alright, it'll stop eventually
GovernorGeneral 8
LOL. Not unless he stops excersizing it won't. Haha.
stuffhappens223 7
Maybe an earthquake?
kevint9911 15
No worries, as long as the neighbors don't complain, I say free vibrating chairs
GovernorGeneral 8
My very first thumbs down in one of the previous comments. I only joined a couple hours ago >:U
StoryOfTheYear 15
Exorcising is not for the faint of heart. Those demons are going to take the house down with them if they have to.
xSonic 9
That was the story of LAST year buddy :)
Keyman1212 14
There were two earthquakes in Ohio today, but you're in Illinois so no excuse for you there! However I do commend you on trying, the first step is always the hardest! Every little bit counts OP, and the FML community is supporting your decision to start exercising! I am too bright and ******* chipper at 2:34am...
GovernorGeneral 8
Lol over here it's 3:37 am right now. Imagine how im feeling ._. should probably go to sleep... Dx
Jamialia 5
Are you the one that sent the earth quakes to Japan?
princessbits 17
At least you're trying to loose weight, OP. Good for you!
cheefer 0
123- once it's out of American news, it's fair game.
white16sox 19
59, you think the rest of Illinois didn't feel that? I thought my roof was gonna cave in because the shaking was so violent.
AnonymousTroll 2
Yo mama is so fat...
whosays1 7
It's a good start, there's a first time for everything :)
CowOven 7
169- ...that when she passes by the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Sweetpea944 3
Maybe just maybe...
theunknowned 1
Even the house is cheering u on!
MineIsBigger 5
FIRST!!!
Roevera 14
well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.
omfg_creepers 8
Because your bull shitty comment makes mine irrelevant. People just bullshit like this so they can be at the top.
slushpup9696 12
29 - Ooh, you're gonna be downvoted so hard...
StoryOfTheYear 15
I apologize in advance for the overused phrase, but I've never seen a better time for it than this moment. 29- You mad bro?
xShannonxSammyx 7
What? 3 is right. OP's good for realizing they are overweight, and need to change. That's better than the morbidly obese people who sit around and watch TV all day.
aaliyah99 0
29- cool story bro. Now, shutup!:)
Roevera 14
haha what did 29 say that got him moderated?
Jaxx66 21
Dammit. The comment got moderated before I could see what it said. >:( I hate that. So curious!!! OP! It's ok :) work on your diet too, it'll save your house a bit of work.
Keyman1212 14
OP and the guy who bullshitted himself into staying inside till it was dark so he didn't have to run need to get together and be workout buddies. Outside. In the sunlight. Not causing tremors.
ringgoldfire 0
Your beautiful
Zeppelin1969 5
Yeah, see the more you exercise, the less your house shakes. Good luck OP.
zombicidal 11
come on we all know its just because it the new year OP is exercising
JacobWithaY 5
Seriously dude?
taytay6510 6
For some odd reason when I read this i thought of PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
MrsPegg 45
And for some strange reason, after I read your comment "Scarlet Takes A Tumble" comes to mine. ;)
whitey317 0
Is that a fat joke? ):
MrsPegg 45
56: Of course not! I, of all people, should know better than that!
Keyman1212 14
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!! - Billy Mays (RIP)
ladyLALAA 29
Peanut butter! Jelly! Peanut butter! Jelly!
jroxursox1 10
And for some reason reading this made my day!!
ClassyCommando 13
Good, assert your dominance. It's a morale booster.
HatefulPilot 0
Let the house know who's boss!
cathyfang1533 12
Literally bring the house down...like a boss
nativepimp 1
There are some fat people on fml....
darien987 1
Atleast you tried excercising...
btnhdude 0
That sounded like an incredibly funny ass joke.
SecretMe00 5
Been there done that, OP. At least we try!
Xxchasea12xX 0
Yep
guy24 9
Yeah too bad the earthquake made OP quit exercising...
bizarre_ftw 22
Earthquake or jelly donuts?
ClassyCommando 13
Neither, they were "u jelly bro-nuts".
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I think they would prefer jelly rolls. :)
ClassyCommando 13
jelly trolls, more like... ... God, I have to stop making these terrible puns.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Speaking of terrible puns. The word "punny" makes me wince every time I see it.
derpster 7
78- that's punny... *slaps hands over mouth* i am SOO sorry!
ClassyCommando 13
Absolutely, almost as bad as "hey guyz im new 2FML wut do OP mean?" Infuriating.
ClassyCommando 13
And don't even get me started on "shitty situation". *grinds teeth*
GoW_Chick 15
Doesn't that just really grind your gears Yeah I know I'm not punny isn't this such a shitty situation but man I am nu 2 FML wat does OP mean again
blackstar994 5
I actually don't know and iv been trying to figure it out for weeks! Dx
Littlemiss__LOL 0
original poster
ClassyCommando 13
orangutan pwnage.
Torva_fml 16
Optimum penetration.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Orange peeler.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Old Pervert
GovernorGeneral 8
Hey 81 >.> I said im new to fml and i also asked what OP means like 2 days ago lol But i dont type like that.... No ones answered me yet so here comes the question again for the third time : What does OP mean ? C:
ClassyCommando 13
*sigh* O- Google P- It :)
dedd4 0
Bizarre. Im just going to have to point out, you have a pimple on your tit. Good luck with that, yea.
Scoutly91 0
Well it doesn't look like you have much room to talk yourself....
Zmeilerr 22
Did you fall through the floor too?
gmalhi 0
lool thats just mean
lololog 0
^ really I didn't know that
fancyclown 9
Hey, OP could use the motivation, however negative it may be.
blackout23 4
Wow there must have been a small earthquake that happened at the sometime you started
EminGH 7
And stopped right as s/he stopped? Maybe it even went up a couple points on the Richter Scale every time s/he came down from a jump...
NomNomMuffin 5
I think you NEED the exercising then !
xxJonaKillsxx 8
Or she could have thin walls? I live in an apartment and if you jump, the floors and the walls shake.
NomNomMuffin 5
"house" ?
xxJonaKillsxx 8
Houses can have thin walls as well. And the floors can be thin if you aren't on ground level.
StarWolf111 21
Umm I weigh 90 pounds and when I jump, I can make my house shake too...
blackstar994 5
57- I live in an apartment, and I call it my house. And your comment was retarded.