Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML
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curlyfriez 0
you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?
fma_fml 0
failure u.u
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Comments (73)
fma_fml 0
failure u.u
Imawhalerider 0
if time had passed the OP might have grown taller. fyl for not growing. always good to compliment people who can read
mzmartinez92 0
this is not an fml at all kuz she just embarassed herself oooo soo scary, and i know i cant spell haha
mike1921 0
Learn to spell.
Stunt_fml 5
Yeah, she got an "F" in sex too.... OH Lord, How did the cop know!?
reyemrein 0
not an FML. Seriously who clicked yes when they were moderating this? Boo ******* hoo I said one stupid thing to a person I'll probably never see again! My life is obviously ****** beyond repair!
ninjacapo 2
wow faiiiill
jrkarikas 0
wait how is this a fml?
V4ZQU3Z 0
well he's obviously retarded and illiterate...is that how you spell it? hmm maybe im the one who is illiterate
curlyfriez 0
you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?
drinkupgorgeous 0
The OP was probably also shocked he knew what state she lived in.
cracchiolo 16
#2 some people are just so dumb it baffles me.
dman4412 0
I think I'd probably do the same thing c.c
LiterOfCola 16
c.c? Really?
americayay 0
That was kind of dumb. And not really an FML.
bumblebee17 0
:( lamee haah
bumblebee17 0
oh and also agree with #4
funplex 0
This wasn't funny at all.
AtLeastImHigh 0
NO COMMENT ABOUT WOMEN DRIVERS!haha
Tubasaurus 0
Derp
Zoa_fml 0
Are you seriously that dumb?!