Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML
Today, I finally slapped the shit out of the mosquito that had been buzzing around my room all night. I celebrated, turned off the light, and immediately began hearing another one. FML
Today, I've been awake since 3 a.m. Why? A bat flew into the house and made its way to my bedroom. We haven't been able to find it. FML
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LoganBurrito 6
MOTHer of god.
mhopper 13
Use a hammer next time
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Comments (86)
stefaowwn 0
It came back with a vengence!
SkoomaKi 28
Moths get all the shit. What about butterflies? They flutter about the ******* place thinking "oooooh look at me, so colorful and vibrant". While moths cry themselves to sleep every night wondering if they will ever get equality to their beautiful cousins. Just a thought.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Huh, what you say? I was distracted by this beautiful butterfly.
TheGITP 0
No it was the moths brother, soon your house will be infested with moths holding a vendetta for there fallen brethren!
nado13579 12
Am I the only one who likes moths and butterflies equally? :3
ShyAnn29 15
67, no you're not, I like them both also.
happle 21
Burn the house down. Then moths can't come into your house.
mhopper 13
Use a hammer next time
kira_the_boss 1
Just crank up some Justin Bieber and it will fly into a ceiling fan and kill itself
boating_guy 33
I recommend Thor's hammer.
Zomg_Okay 27
The problem with that, 42, is that any neighbours within earshot would begin to question OP's sanity. Also, OP would probably be right behind that moth on the whole suicide thing.
kira_the_boss 1
That's true, I'm pretty sure Hitler used this tactic
kira_the_boss 1
That's true, I'm pretty sure Hitler used this tactic
wallandpiece 16
What a clever idea.
foreverDark 1
Right on the money.
SkyBirdy 5
Too bad JB wasnt alive during WWII
lifeisaterriblem 6
That really sucks. Use a hammer next time. I'm sure that'll work
LaughinStock 16
Awww poor 3 :( you were a little late on that one.
KiddNYC1O 22
By seconds. Maybe next time!
syki 22
That moth be infuriating.
hahauRrcool 0
Chivalry is dead
instnt1nfction 17
Lyke OMG what hapenn to him!!!!!!¡???! (Joke)
SliceOfCake 9
59 - if you have to write "(joke)", your joke probably wasn't that good.
domking1315 20
I dont even know what 59 was talking about
sergioyslas 1
HAHA ROUND 2
linkinpark98 24
Fight!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Hey, Moth. GET OVER HERE!
Canucks8506 0
Nasty winged bastards.
ladyLALAA 29
It's like the real life moth man prophecies!
ThatOtherMegan 30
I hate moths.
kickuwithmyfist 1
Moths hate you...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
**** you, Moths are sexy. Scary, but sexy.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
True.
slushyslime 7
I hate moths too , I'm phobic to moths and butterflies and dragonflies , I have been since I was 3 :(
BradTheBrony 19
Secret but fun.
LoganBurrito 6
MOTHer of god.
lolfood 24
Why is this thumbed down? I thought it was pretty good.
other121 2
I see what you dis there! Lol
LoganBurrito 6
lolfood, thank you T~T it warms my heart to see that people still appreciate a good pun.
Suba_fml 8
The revenge of the fallen.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Mothra's revenge. This time with its babies.