Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Freak
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Thegoofygoober 15
sounds like you avoided a red wedding
AerynX3 10
It's a competition or something? You didn't spoil it right?
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AerynX3 10
It's a competition or something? You didn't spoil it right?
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Even if she did (which I hope she didn't) that would hardly be a reason to break up!
amayraniescobar 15
I would kill for a GoT spoiler
Dale_shackleford 13
I agree, a simple breakup is nowhere near justice for spoiling game of thrones.
Swandive235 27
The last book George R. R. Martin released is about where season 5 is. So unless her boyfriend was on season 5 of the show, I think it is all fine...
PrincessShiraz 11
Disagree, depending. It's entirely possible that he repeatedly begged her to keep her mouth shut but she couldn't resist giving spoilers because some people are just like that. That is completely breakup-worthy. Not because GOT being ruined is the worst thing that could ever happen, but because it is a horribly selfish and inconsiderate way to behave and shows an utter lack of respect for the other person. If that's the case, then it's probably part of a larger pattern of behavior over a period of time. Obviously I'm not accusing OP of acting that way, it's just so frequent for somebody to claim, "my girl/boyfriend broke up with me just because I ________!!" when that's not the whole picture at all.
Thegoofygoober 15
sounds like you avoided a red wedding
tyress 5
Hasn't the show overtaken the books? He would still be ahead?
Mungolikecandy 19
Very true. George R.R. Martin has been working on the most recent one for years and is a long way off finishing. She may have finished the books to date but the television series is beyond what is in the books narratively speaking.
deathrise007 22
It sounds like he just used that as an excuse to break up.
EvilLittleMan 23
OP's an accelerated reader whereas the former boyfriend struggles with any Dr. Suess book thus the reason why he's a Slouch on the Couch.
MetalxSoldier 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I would like to make a witty comment regarding Game of Thrones but I've never seen the show or read the books. Downvotes are coming...
sylvienoir 18
well you weren't wrong
rockeditionbarbi 14
Okay but HOW did you read them all so fast? I watched the first 4 seasons in less than a fortnight but it's taken me over a year to read half of the first book!
Lalala579121 28
I could understand that if it were the Silmarillion, but maybe if you actually read them you'd be further.
sweetpotato301 7
It's taken you over a year to read half a book?! If you were going any slower you'd be going backwards!
sylvienoir 18
Seriously? It really shouldn't take longer than a month, ideally a couple weeks. You must pick that book up for an hour a week. TBH you won't understand what's happening anymore because the beginning of the book was so long ago as well.
bandaidstations 28
I realize I am not the norm but even the thickest GOT book takes me less than a week to finish. The first one took less than 3 days and I worked 2 of them. You must not read every day if it takes a year...don't you forget what's even going on in the story?
IorvethTheXolo 8
That sounds like me. I've always been a fast reader and I love reading so I can rip through a book very quickly. If, for some reason, I've had to wait that long to finish a book, I've been known to start the complex ones over from the beginning to make sure I remember all of it. I'm the same way with story focused video games too. My husband will, whether game or book, just pick up where he left off, no matter how long it's been. I think, to some people, the experience of the story isn't as important as it is to others. It bugs me to no end, but hey, they can do what they want as long as I am allowed to do it my way.
rockeditionbarbi 14
You're all mega presumptuous and take everything at face value. Okay so I'll explain seeing as you all need it. I'm a massive boom fan. I have a massive bookshelf in my too that's got loads of books on it. I got ASOIAF for my birthday last year and started reading it. It didn't "pull me in" like some books have so it was slow progress reading it. then I just didn't pick it back up, life happened, I had a full time job to do then I had a baby so yeah. You're all a big bag of dicks. Open your minds.
Lizza330 28
I thought the series wasn't even done yet. So there's no way you can finish reading them yet anyway.
Kahli21 15
Exactly. The books aren't over, there are still 2 more yet to be written/released. You can't have finished the books yet. Also, the show moved away from the books beginning last season ( season 5 ).
kirasant 19
Yeah, unless she has a time machine, she can't have finished the books.
Bearsmomma 30
She probably read/finished the books that are currently out.
sirdannyboy1 20
If you spoiled it, then YDI
Calingaladha 21
Assuming no spoilers on your part, you've saved yourself from a super immature asshole. If you gave spoilers? There's a special level in hell for that.