Today, my brother and I moved out of an apartment into a new one. We both have ADD. Whatever you now imagine what that went like, yes, it exactly went like that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
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Razath 17
Without issues? Wild party with arrests? All items lumped together in one pile so heavy it went through the floor? Something caught on fire? Boxes thrown everywhere and nothing unpacked? One wardrobe had an interdimensional portal that led to awesome adventures? A tardis materialising in the living room?
Charlie Given 28
🤣 exactly what I was thinking 🤔 come on OP give us some details LMAO 😂
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Razath 17
Without issues? Wild party with arrests? All items lumped together in one pile so heavy it went through the floor? Something caught on fire? Boxes thrown everywhere and nothing unpacked? One wardrobe had an interdimensional portal that led to awesome adventures? A tardis materialising in the living room?
Charlie Given 28
🤣 exactly what I was thinking 🤔 come on OP give us some details LMAO 😂
vg 4
you both forgot all your stuff in your old apartment?
cereal_dater 5
I have ADD. So 'what I imagine' is, it went well? Planned and thought trough? Because I tend to over-plan, to avoid mishaps and mistakes and forgetting things.