Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Top comments
beneathitallxx 15
Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.
DJisHere11 19
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?
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Comments (110)
logic368 8
Double standards ftw!!!
NakedandScared 8
Just shit on him the next time you guys take a shower, see how he likes it.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That's just ****** up, 17. If any girl straight up shit on me while I was in the shower I'd flip the **** out. I could deal with peeing, even though it'd be a tad strange. But once I see her drop a deuce on my foot, it's ******* over.
TheDrifter 24
It's not the sight that will get to you, it's the Mcfeelii-ng of it.
TheCanucklehead 22
This FML is making me Mc-Sick
NakedandScared 8
Hey you pee on me I shit on you, that's the way I see it.
iLike2Teabag 27
Yea, to hell with an eye for an eye. An eye for a head, right #45?
SpamPam 18
The way I see it, the guy would probably LIKE it if OP peed on him, so she would have to do something he finds disgusting as revenge... Like using the toilet while he is in the shower...
Paulkit 6
Dude the whole scene of taking a dump, that too standing in a shower, that too on someone, what cartoon do u watch, lol
Grace598 13
Eww... I am so sorry!
Goldenberry_fml 14
Yeah, like what the **** - why?! His mom must've missed out on potty training him when he was a baby. Fyl OP that is some bodily fluids you guys should never be exchanging.
hemz_fml 13
Just a little water sport never hurt anyone. Well actually I'm disgusted by it but hey at least this isn't a huge relationship issue you often hear about.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Calm down, pee is sterile when first emitted. You just need to rinse it off.
beneathitallxx 15
Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.
Mossears133 15
He probably would
angeluv_2014 22
Obviously not if he's freaking out that she's just using the toilet in his vicinity
DJisHere11 19
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?
iluvFMLs15 19
nice call!!! that was a good one!
PinkieKeen 20
but shit it was 99 cents
unluckykiki 4
Really tho!
dfair1987 16
He's been listening to a little too much R . Kelly
fuckmylife518 15
How dare you pee while he's trying to get clean! Gosh, you're so dirty! *cue extreme sarcasm*
ImAFaker 29
*Cue thumbs down*
Wizardo 34
Here's an idea, lock the door until he's properly potty trained...
DocBastard 40
So you don't like the golden shower shower? He probably freaks out because he's afraid you'll flush the toilet and scald his balls while he's showering.
TheDrifter 24
All she needs to do is crank on the hot water tap when she flushes. Just adjust the flow by the tone of his screams.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Well that would a good way for OP to get revenge if her boyfriend ever pisses her off.
angeluv_2014 22
Not really if he's calling her disgusting... if it was about scalding him, he'd probably use different terminology
snakesLOVEmice 7
Her boyfriend has already pissed her off, literally.
_GoodGuy 11
If I were you I'd be so pissed. Urine for a treat for the next shower.
Uramonkey 11
OP flush the toilet next time he is in the shower. Make him feel Piss-idons wrath! XD
werewolf_babe 16
That's very hypocritical >_> Why let him pee on you in the first place? ._.
MerrikBarbarian 9
It's a fetish some people have. I don't get it myself, but each to their own.