Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML
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Top comments
softbonez 0
Nobody deserves this.
liindsey 25
This reminds me of Family Guy. Exactly.
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Comments (93)
oopsie_daisy8446 0
ydi for having a house.
alwaysalady 0
Wow. that sucks. did he drive away?
SpitFyre 0
Wow, what are the chances? That sucks some bug ones, FYL.
Xeph 0
there would have been hell to pay
doicha27 0
You actually spelled that right! You said "would have" instead of "would of" like most other internet jackasses. It is so annoying when idiots type that. It makes no grammatical sense at all, you can't use a ******* preposition like that. I can't believe that people are too stupid to make the distinction between "would've" and "would of". I know they sound the same, but come-the-****-on! You are typing for god's sake, just read what you are writing and make sure you don't look like a friggin idiot.
xHaniffax 0
Er...get a grip?
leeny_fml 2
A while back a city bus ran into a house down the street from mine. It took months to repair all of the damage. FYL, and I hope the driver had insurance!!!
porp1 4
holy crap fyl
blah123blah 0
When louis and peter are at a party chanting nanananana- na then peter does something stupid after each chant, the last chant, he crashes his car into their living room
Xeph 0
lol, i remember that episode.it was pretty funny
btuwo 0
do people put YDI randomly for fun? because by no means this person deserves this! fyl.
crazycontagious 0
I hope you have Homeowner's insurence. FYL big time.
BLEEK213 0
how long ago was it my uncle did that awhile back