Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Tall_Kid 0
Make your car alarm play music so every robber gets rick-rolled when they try to steal your car.
Jimboom 12
This is a common problem where most people don't know what their own car alarm sounds like or has a very generic sound. At least it went off so your insurance should handle it. Still... dumbass!
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Comments (38)
FuzzMonkey09 0
Amazing....
Jimboom 12
This is a common problem where most people don't know what their own car alarm sounds like or has a very generic sound. At least it went off so your insurance should handle it. Still... dumbass!
Sessee 4
This is why more people need to get a custom car alarm that plays Rick Astley.
Yousuck24 21
Never gonna give you up!
boydeee01 7
Never gonna let you down!
Tall_Kid 0
Make your car alarm play music so every robber gets rick-rolled when they try to steal your car.
ohhboyy 0
haha or make it play slipknot so it scares the shit out of them
zandar 0
...and that's why car alarms are totally f***ing useless.
Capybara 0
People really need to stop buying cars with alarms. Nobody pays attention to them; they're just an annoyance.
JHunz 13
So you're the asshole who leaves their alarm on in the middle of the night. I hope they stole something valuable.
zebendyone 0
And that, my friend, is why car alarms are useless. #3, Agreed! Custom car alarms. You can choose it like a cell phone ringer.
LauRAWRen 0
okay this is both your life sucks, AND you deserved it hahahahaha i do feel sorry for you, but come on, that's hilarious