Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML
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Top comments
softbonez 0
Nobody deserves this.
liindsey 25
This reminds me of Family Guy. Exactly.
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Comments (93)
liindsey 25
This reminds me of Family Guy. Exactly.
mzmartinez92 0
haha omg same here, like when brian ran into that bar thing haha owned
liindsey 25
i was thinking more when the kool aid guy ran into the guys house P: but yeah, haha, that too.
fml_buster 0
I was thinking about Transporter 3 (near the beginning). Oh and *coughFAKEcough*
metawarr556 3
Not necessarily. It can very easily happen if a car is going to fast toward a sharp turn.
ndawgg 6
Nothing from a movie can ever happen in real life?
IOwnedYou 0
Wasn't it the episode where Peter makes a sex tape and the guy takes off his shirt and kills himself? Lmao.
pinky0090 0
I believe it is the one where Stewie is driving after being really drunk with Brian and they run into the house. But I'm sure that there have been many cars in the Griffin's family room haha. But OP, FYL for sure. That sucksssssss. Hopefully he didn't destroy anything that insurance won't cover.
Brolin 4
Umm well that one was where brian and stewie were drunk and stewie got the keys from brian and they drive into the bar. And stewie is like we were all WHOOOOA and stuff
blargity 0
#28 i think he meant its fake because they thought it was an earthquake AND sounded like a car driving into his living room so i wouldn't be very surprised if this is fake
suaveneanderthal 0
how would anyone deserve this lol
SarahPicc 3
idiot. if means it was loud.
quappapo 0
Actually it was the episode where brian admitted he was an atheist and the town found out and peter said something about the ten commandments and then a car went through their house
softbonez 0
Nobody deserves this.
OleShammy 0
Anyone that does is a sourpuss and apparently has never had a car drive into their house.
Sycops 0
Doesn't this happen all the time? I mean I get a car visiting my family room on a weekly basis...jk But seriously, I hope you are ok and your house gets fixed.
alex1502 0
or like talladega knights
PaperMoon 0
Sounds like somebody has been drinking and driving?
jittle8 0
hahaha reminds me of family guy too
sweet_as_arsenic 0
well isnt SHE a good guesser!
flinty 0
sounds...fake
Kazze 31
It happens all the time. Yesterday, not too far from where I live, a van took out almost the entire kitchen of a house. I doubt this is fake.
americayay 0
Did you think it was an earthquake or a car driving into your living room?
Luckster 0
@#8: Felt like an earthquake, sounded like a car crash. Can't believe you couldn't put that together yourself. (FML being buggy again)
TheWorldChampion 5
LOL!
TC1_fml 0
Soooooooo owned! xD