Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?
DogsPaw 16
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
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Comments (306)
leftridgec 0
it wouldve been funny if you hadnt had sex at all!' ha!
suri23 11
That's all it takes, lol!
nicopasselebac2 0
You had sex once with her. She might have had sex many times with her neighbors.
Zomg_Okay 27
73 - Or, you know, she might have gotten pregnant from the single time they had sex.
whY402Jay 12
That's what a condom is for... Well... 99.9% of the time. Unless you are the .1%.
Trisha_aus 15
Occupy...condoms?
jaredofmo 22
Welcome to the world of having to be a responsible adult.
Crazberry 5
*bursts out laughing* Dumbass. Unless she was on her period when you guys did it, you ARE the father. It only takes once.
SammyS2012 21
You can still get pregnant while you're on your period... Lower chances... But it can still happen
Crazberry 5
I meant near the end of it. Like the last day...
nicopasselebac2 0
Nothing proves you are the father. DNA tests! I made many engaged girls pregnant.
lordlekal 17
Why did only one person ask if he's sure it's his? That's the frist thing that came to my mind with the "only had sex once" line.
trellz17 19
You seemed like you were making a good point until I stopped reading at "frist".
TormundGiantBane 3
Get a paternity test. Only way to be sure.
bnotverynice 2
I understand everyone saying that it is ops fault by not wearing a condom but his lady friend should of been on some sort of contraception as well. Being in a relationship you need to communicate about these type of things.
KBear3109 29
Just about every contraceptive for women alters her body in some way. I don't really think it's fair to make a woman screw with her hormones/body like that. Besides, the pill doesn't protect against STD's.
downtime 13
...I can think of three off the top of my head that have zero side effects. I don't see how your point is at all valid since they only recommended she be on one...
KBear3109 29
I'm not talking just about side effects. IUD's pose serious risks. Diaphragms aren't very effective, especially if you've already had children. What's your third one? Also, neither of those prevent std's. Condoms pose no side effects or risks to the man or the woman.
downtime 13
Wait so, diaphragms aren't very effective therefore women shouldn't use them? Uh...what? The third is the female condom. And now you're suggesting things that don't prevent STD's shouldn't be used too then? I don't understand your logic. Basically you're just trying to use the male as a scapegoat to say "female contraceptives aren't that great so I expect the male to cover up, because if he doesn't its his fault I got pregnant". And condoms do pose side effects and risk to both the man and the woman. Plenty of people get reactions to the chemicals or latex.
gabe222 25
Is the girl related to the person whose friend thought you couldn't get pregnant from the first time? Or just another separate fml? Rofl jkjk