Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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Top comments
n3rdzgotskillz 29
It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?
DogsPaw 16
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
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Comments (306)
lumberjack610 1
Do you own a spoon, a vacuum, and some duct tape? Watch McGuyver
robsug 7
Bit of a harsh way to find out I must admit, but hey you have to face the consequences of your actions, even if it was only once!
darkmis1 18
Once is all it takes.
cuddlebunny3548 11
That's all it takes these days.
t_raw1234 11
Don't be silly wrap your willy
KJ21_fml 6
Good job
coldsteelstu 4
don't be a fool. wrap your tool.
satansdaughter90 0
Now if the idiot Does think having sex won't get her pregnant he totally deserves it. Also condoms suck some birth control when taken irregularly can fail and going raw dog is just never a good idea because some can leak out inside sooo yea you're an idiot
THE_A_TEEN 28
" condoms suck some birth control"? You're calling OP an idiot while you type a run-on sentence with no punctuation?
maddiewoah 15
...what if OP's girlfriend cheated?! :O Obviously I know that pregnancy can happen on the first try, but we don't know if OP did or did not use a condom (hey, even if he did, it could have broken anyway) orrrrr if the girlfriend lied about being on birth control, or something like that... Trying to be 'positive' for you, OP... bad pun intended. ;)
ugh202 0
it only takes one time.