Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex told me she got pregnant from when I was comforting her when her mother died. We were still friends, so I went to her house and held her while she cried. One thing led to another and we began fucking like rabbits. I was gonna propose to my girlfriend next month. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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Thaylok 17
She wants child support for someone's baby. May not even be yours, but if she can get you to think it is.......
Headlock912 2
2 things: why are you still allowing contact from her? and I sure as shit hope you didn’t even think about entertaining the idea
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Comments (7)
JackWood 21
Women don't know what they want. Best to get used to the idea early in life.
Headlock912 2
2 things: why are you still allowing contact from her? and I sure as shit hope you didn’t even think about entertaining the idea
Thaylok 17
She wants child support for someone's baby. May not even be yours, but if she can get you to think it is.......
RichardPencil 32
Alright, you get to have sex with her a few more times. Yay! I can't see anything but good things happening now.
payote 1
don’t do it 18 years of support is a really long time find a new chick quickly
ImGladImNotU 16
RUN
Chazzster 32
Tell her to go to hell - It’s a trap!