Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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Top comments
n3rdzgotskillz 29
It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?
DogsPaw 16
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
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Comments (306)
babyjm 0
Hahaha!! Damn that sucks
BunnyRose 11
Once is all it takes. Congrats. You deserve it.
ultra_notorious 26
It was her fault, it's always the girl's fault
BunnyRose 11
Good luck telling mom and dad
kaylakristine94 4
Just because u wrap it doesn't mean u cant still get prego..My friend wrapped and took the pill and she still got prego
sushi88_fml 2
It only takes one time
OfficeNinja 5
If you just did it, it's probably not yours. A home pregnancy test is only valid IF a period was missed. The blood test is more accurate (as in very very accurate) but the pee based test is much less accurate.
lexieloumommy2 6
They are pretty accurate these days. You are more likely to get a false negative than a false positive.
lexieloumommy2 6
Anal sex!
can2012 0
That's her problem right?
can2012 0
That's her problem right?
Djasso19 3
YDI OP you wanted to be lazy and not use a condom ..... all it takes is that one sperm to fertilize that one egg.... enjoy being a father =]