Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
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Top comments
staaacey 30
maybe you have to be more direct and just tell him you want to meet up for some sexy time
shannon2348 14
A sex session? You 2 don't sound that close. ydi
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Comments (9)
shannon2348 14
A sex session? You 2 don't sound that close. ydi
BurnInDemonFire 39
Even less so if he used her message to jerk off. But you can't blame her without knowing why he wasn't interested in having sex that time.
ImpKit 7
Eh, there isn't enough info to judge. If they're both busy at this point in their lives, a booty call might be all they have time for. Doesn't mean they aren't close, just busy.
Ambrily 27
Could they be in a long distance relationship?
RichardPencil 32
The good news is you've got a guy who can last 30 minutes! That's a thing.
dancingcats 5
that's with purely jerking off. I don't think virgins should be making comments on these types of FML's. clearly have no idea what you're talking about if you think 30 minutes of jacking off is equal to 30 minutes of sex 😂😂 you're in for a rude awakening when you decide to lose your V-card
staaacey 30
maybe you have to be more direct and just tell him you want to meet up for some sexy time
Jessica Beeler 2
sounds like he was with another girl and she was probably the one who sent thst back to u
RomeoJackson 8
can't read minds. be like.. "babe, I need a sex session."