Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, a few weeks after my ex dumped me and I'd just started to get over it, she asked me to get her pregnant. We had sex once within the year we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
n3rdzgotskillz 29
It doesn't matter how many times you had sex, there's always a possibility of pregnancy! Have you never heard of 'wrap it before you tap it'?
DogsPaw 16
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (306)
strawberrywine22 30
They make these great things you know, called condoms. They help PREVENT this sort of thing.
xStaciexLynnx 15
And about 15 other forms of birth control...
nicopasselebac2 0
Don't try to prevent god's will with abortion. Just take a run now. GG for the sex! Haha it's just funny to think that you'll never know if it's a boy or a girl. I hope it doesn't tamper your next sex rampage envy that would suck.
thatonename 7
38+55) where does it say op was raw dogging? Ignorant little *****....
phatdaddy62 23
They may help prevent, but they're not absolute!
Enslaved 38
It only takes once. But I guess you found that out the "hard" way.
auzz1_pride 9
That's not always the situation, when I drink more then two cans it's quite hard to get a hard on. That's what you mean't when you did "hard" right?
wlddog 14
His ability to get "Hard" is not in question. Apparently it's quite the opposite.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Wait, why is everyone assuming he didn't wear a condom? Unless I'm missing something, it just says "we had sex once." That doesn't mean he didn't wear protection...
xStaciexLynnx 15
Chances are if she's pregnant he didn't wear protection. I think if he had it would've said because that makes it even more of an FML. Something at the end like 'Apparently the condom broke.' FML.
Enslaved 38
Exactly what, 57 said. It is true. Many of us are assuming. But if we go by what's written in the FML, it doesn't say anything along the lines of "We even used a condom, it must have failed" etc.... Also, me personally, I have never meet anyone that can honestly say they used a condom every time, 100%. Kudos to those that can.
22cute 17
43- people just like to give advice about things whether they know the facts or not. Makes them feel important and invulnerable to the same problems. You're right, maybe they did use a condom. P.S. I luv Pinky Pie
Hiimhaileypotter 53
195- Fluttershy is my favorite(:
fordneagles 34
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool! You epic moron. It only takes one time. Hope you two take responsibility for the child the way you didn't for birth control.
nicopasselebac2 0
She must be a bitch to make a kid with any first met boy. Don't worry it's karma, you can assumed she deserves it.
kurtXD 0
Don't let it bungie jump . It came in this world because of a broken rubber it's not going out
ryggsekk 8
wrap your tool ya fool
henry214365 4
Hope you want to be a daddy
auzz1_pride 9
Of ******* course he wants to be a dad, that's the whole reason this is on FML right?
nicklogan 2
Just want to say, Happy fathers day!, since you will be busy..
CoconutOil 7
Why are we assuming that he didn't use a condom?! Condoms fail too you know!!!
Zomg_Okay 27
We are assuming because OP doesn't mention a condom. He makes it sound like he thought you can't get pregnant the first time.
EyesofStone 27
I read it as he was incredulous that the first time they did it something went wrong and she got pregnant. Like a "What are the chances of that?!" kind of thing. It could have been a birth control fail in that case...
CoconutOil 7
Ahh, now that I read your comments. That make sense. I hope more people will learn from this FML then. Can't be too careful when it comes to having sex.
reddudeover 2
You're super fertile. Idiots always seem to be.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
The OP is a man.. Women are fertile. Men are not. Idiot.
bnotverynice 2
Man can have bad little swimmers though
whiterabbit420 4
The movie idiocracy is going to end out being real life, I just know it.
reddudeover 2
I've heard of grammar Nazi's, but a semantics troll? I don't know if FML can handle that. Oh and it's the SUBSTANCE of an argument that counts not whether or not it's conveyed to you according to your exacting standards of script, speech, or cadence!
nicopasselebac2 0
Haha America already is idiocracy! The whole world acknowledges that (with the obvious exception of America).
MuseFan1991 14
65-eh? men are fertile, what do you think sperm is? how is a man not fertile if he's capable of making a baby?
SisyphereanTask 2
"Women are fertile. Men are not" So humans reproduce by parthenogenesis? Huh! You learn something new every day.